| DPAIH |
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Dear President, America is hurting.
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(Russ)
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Dorky potatoe-heads are in house.
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(Brock)
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| WNETYUI |
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... weirder NERD entries than you & Uranus imagined!
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Wanting nothing except trouble, you'll usually input...
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(tommie)
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| CCXIWO |
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Come, come. X it (words) out!
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(Amelia luvs Brock)
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Certainly, crafty Xavier is whooping oblivion
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(thames gotta love x-men ;) )
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| SRLEYIOO |
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Stewart requires laughs. Everyone Youtube it. OMG OMG...
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(Brock wonders if anyone is on youtube?)
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See, Russ learned early. You invite only one.
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(Russ likes intimacy)
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| FEDNUE |
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Forging ever deeper... nice! Uranus emerges.
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(UranRuss)
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Finally, evidence dinosaur & neanderthal unison existed!
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(Brock-e-o-saur)
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Face every day naked until evening.
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(Russ)
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| EGITAR |
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Einstein's genius is, truthfully, all relative!
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(tommie)
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Even God is troubled about Russ!
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(tommie, one to talk)
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| OLEFE |
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Open letters engender feelings emotional...
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(Mailman Brock)
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Okay, let's enter five entries.
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(Russ [1])
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Our landlord embezzles from everyone.
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(Russ [2])
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Old ladies enjoy farting excessively.
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(Russ [3])
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Outer life's exempt from extinction.
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(Russ [4])
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Okay... last entry. Farewell everyone.
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(Russ [5])
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Oye-como-va left eccentric fans excited
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(thames [a true Santana fan...])
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| PMSRN |
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Pessimism: Mental set regarding negativity
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(thames)
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Please, more SLC residence news!
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(tommie; give us an update, Russ)
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Potatoes: MASH SOME RIGHT NOW!
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(brock)
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. pylop mub sih rof niripsA
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(kcorB)
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| SAWDAEE |
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Swingdancing Amelia wiggles during all encores, excitedly.
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(Brock)
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Salve and W D - 40 are easily exchangable.
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(Russ, handyman)
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Searching and waiting. Doing another estate exchange.
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(Russ [can't seem to find the right home in SLC])
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Sail around world doing art every evening...
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(Brock (russ gets a houseboat))
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| FSPYNCS |
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For some people "yes" never can satisfy!
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(tommie)
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| TSGNOD |
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Tastes so good, Nerds order double...
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(Brock is eating cereal...)
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This Sunday God's not on duty.
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(Russ)
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The saying goes, "Nipples or death!"
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(Russ)
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Tonight someone's gonna need our driveway.
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(Russ [party across the street])
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tommie's sure got NERD obsessive disorder!
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(tommie)
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| TEEOMKT |
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That evil Eve! Oh, my Knowledge Tree!
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(Russ)
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' Temporarily ' extends 4 eons on my k(c)ouch... thanks!
(BZZZZT! - TEEOMKCOT != TEEOMKT)
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(Russ's brocther (Brock))
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| EORATHH |
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Evedently ol' Russ attested to his homelessness!
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(tommie; dude you can stay w/me in Alabama)
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Everything's okay. (Russ at the homeless hostel)
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(actually staying with my brother temporarily)
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| EXGRER |
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Every Xmas, get Russ Energizer® rabbits.
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(Russ [homeless in SLC])
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| TEIHRD |
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Tell everyone I have rabies, darling.
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(Amelia's Big Book of Social Excuses)
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Today equals "I hit road" day.
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(Off to SLC. Probably off WORM for a few days)
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| TOSVNBAA |
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Tired or sleepy? Vitameatavegamin now boosts all activities!
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(Amelia)
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The old saying, "Vegetarians: No beef!" always applies.
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(Russ)
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' Trump obviously sucks' vents N BC accounting analysis...
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(Brock)
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Terms of Service violations nuked Brock at AOL.
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(Amelia - just joshin', Brock is a gentleman)
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" Terabit overload... servers vaporized... network... blownup..." announces Amelia.
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(Brock)
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| AFEAOT |
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Adam fell. Eve's all, "Old twinkletoes!"
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(Russ)
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Argh... Facebook erases all our time...
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(Brock)
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| ODPOEALR |
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One day, poplulations on Earth are likely reduced.
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(Russ, nihilistic as ever)
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Our doctor pointed out ears are left & right.
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(Russ [HMO doctors...])
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One day packing, one early alarm. Leaving. (Russ)
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(hit the road for new home, SLC UT on Tue)
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| NLDEEAES |
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Never let david eat eggs again! ' Egghaust ' smells!
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(Brock & Mrs. Thebutton)
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Newlyweds love doing each erotic act extra special....
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(Brock)
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"Nobody likes deviled eggs except Alice," Ed said.
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(Amelia, speaking of Honeymooners)
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Now, let's double every effort and ensure success!
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(tiptoe39 motivational speaker)
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