| UHEROE |
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Uhura here. Enterprise remains on edge.
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(Russ [just beginning a 'Trek Movie' marathon])
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Uranus has examined rear of Earth.
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(UranRuss's Role Reversal)
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Uh huh. Errors... reboot... Outlook Express.
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(Russ)
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Underdog helps everyone regardless of ethnicity.
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(dolphinfan)
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| SIUME |
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Solvency is unused money's efficacy.
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(JohnnyG)
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Sitting inside Uranus, mice evolved.
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(JohnnyG)
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Started inhaling uninhaled marijuana, excellent!
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(JohnnyG)
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Sometimes I unleash my ego!
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(tommie)
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Sometimes I underestimate myself enormously.
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(dolphinfan)
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Someone is using my e-mail!
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(Brock & Awe)
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Solar Immodium®! Uranus might explode!
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(UranRuss' Intergalactic pharmacy)
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| AEAHHOE |
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As elections approach, Hillary has obstacles everywhere!
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(tommie)
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Amelia Earhart and Harry Houdini obviously escaped.
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(dolphinfan)
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Amazing! Even a hard headed ogre enjoyed.
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(Flu'Z)
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Although eveyone annoyed him, he occasionally entertained.
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(Butt of Coors)
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All extreme arseholes have had overpriveledged education.
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(Helen)
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An egg and ham, Hold one egg.
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(Russ [pre-vegan])
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Anthropolgists everywhere are hoping humans originally evolved!
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(tommie)
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| ESEEBS |
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Everybody sees everybody else being stupid!
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(tommie)
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Easy Street ends. Easy Boulevard swerves.
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(Russ [drive carefully])
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Endangered species, elephants everywhere becoming scarce.
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(dolphinfan)
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| SYSNRE |
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Spock you're strange, never reveal emotions
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(dolphinfan)
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Some yellow submarines never really existed!
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(tommie)
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Selling your soul's never really enjoyable.
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(RusSatan)
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So you're single, now, Russ? Eager?
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(tommie)
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Single, yes. Still not really eager.
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(Russ loves his bachelorhood)
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So, you're saying... no republicans elected?
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(Brock gets a psychic reading...)
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Sometimes you start NERDing reflexively everyday.
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(JohnnyG)
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| AHRKSPI |
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Angrily, he roared, "Kings should punish idiots!".
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(No headed queenie)
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A hand rarely knows spaking's politically incorrect.
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(Russ [now bend over])
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Ah hell! Russ knows spanking's proper instead.
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(Russ [@##$%#])
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After halting relationship, Kermit's special pig imploded.
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(Brock)
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Another headache ruined killer sex, pissed indeed!
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(dolphinfan)
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| LNCUUE |
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like... never cleaning up under entertainment-centers.
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(Brock is reaching for it)
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Let's never change "Under Uranus" exerpt.
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(Russ' pledge of allegiance)
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Let now clean up Uranus.....enima?
(BZZZZT! - LNCUU != LNCUUE)
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(dolphinfan)
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| APEHCFAR |
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A possible explanation: He can fart at random.
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(Russ)
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Another possible explanation: He can form alternate realities.
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(Russ)
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Adults prefer escape, however children fantasize about reality.
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(Russ)
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Annoyed Preacher entered heaven, could'nt find a restroom
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(dolphinfan)
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All people evolved, having come from apes! Really!
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(tommie)
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A pitiful exercise, Hillary Clinton fighting against Republicans!
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(tommie)
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Apology. Please excuse having created facimile acronym, Russ!
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(tommie; I didn't see your entry cause I hadn't refreshed my page)
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Apology? Pah-leeze! Ever hear, "Comrades fathom alike"? (Russ)
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" Alpacas pretend emus have capybara fur...." ark'ers recite...
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(Brock on Noah's Ark pub songs...)
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| EITILFN |
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Entertaining Internet tubes is like... for noobs.
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(Brock's inner 13yr old)
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Europe: I'm traipsing into London fog now
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(Russ [@#$@!!])
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Everyone in town is looking for nookie!
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(al gored)
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Eight is ten (I like fudging numbers).
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(Russ)
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Eighteen, it's time I leave family nest.
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(dolphinfan)
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Everything imagined transpires... is life fulfilled now?
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(jayneaire ( I hate messing up ^%$#)*&!))
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| AIYTSE |
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America is your truth subjugating expiator.
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(JohnnyG)
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...although I've yet to see evidence!
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(tommie)
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All immigrants: ynot try speaking English?
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(danny)
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Attention interwebs: You Tube serves entertainment.
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(Count Brockula)
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American Idols, you're terrible singers.... everyone!
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(dolphinfan)
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Ah, I yearn to see Europe.
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(Russ)
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"Aha!" I yelled, totally surprising everyone.
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(puckeroo)
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Alibi, it's your "true story" explanation.
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(jayneaire)
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| LABBLCD |
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Love always becomes blind, & love's certainly deaf!
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(tommie, the victim)
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Love again? Blah blah! Love's certainly dumb!
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(Russ sure plays a mean pinball)
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Laughing aloud because brain's left cells're dead.
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(RsUs)
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Ladies adore bad boys lacking civil decorum.
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(dolphinfan)
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Love; absolute bliss. Breathing < Love. Compassionately devoted.
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(Miss Murder [[back again.]])
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Liberace adored Beethoven, but loud colorful dresser.
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(jayneaire)
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| HEDRY |
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Hate, Endora? Darren repulses you!
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(dolphinfan)
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Hurt egg Dumpty ruptured yolk.
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(jayneaire)
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Holidays, eating, December, Rudolph, yuletide.
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(Russ, setting the Season)
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| YMWML |
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...yet most will manage love!
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(krishna tommie)
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You may wait many lifetimes...
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Yes, mob want money laundered.
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(dolphinfan)
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You're my woman... make lunch!
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(jayneaire)
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Yeah, man. Where's my lunch?
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(Russ)
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You may wonder. Mine's luscious.
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(Amelia's yummy salad, back from vacay)
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1 year's mostly 52 weeks (minus leap-day).
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(Russ)
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You + me = we, my love.
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(Russ, waxing poetic)
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Ya' might wanna' Miller Light...
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(Brock says to fatty...)
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| SNNNIN |
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Smoking, not nice, nicotine is nasty!
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(dolphinfan)
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Santa, "Nice" - New Nine Inch Nails.
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(Russ' letter, addressed North Pole)
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Sex, naughty nymph needs "it" NOW!!!!!
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(jayneaire, dolphinfan's wife)
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Some new ninjas, nightly ingest Nutella.
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(Brock)
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Simply, nine + nine - nine is nine.
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(Russ + 9)
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| MIPRS |
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Music, it persists, reverberating sonically.
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(JohnnyG)
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Mission Impossible, Phelps required services.
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(dolphinfan)
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My inner peace remains silent.
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(Zen Russ)
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Mom, internet pandas'r really special!
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(Brock)
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Mostly, I promote rising stars.
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(Flu'Z)
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My icing's problably really sweet.
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(Shugar Sweety)
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| HNOLE |
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Having no oxygen, life ends.
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(dolphinfan)
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"He needed one less enema."
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(Russ' epitaph)
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"How now ochre lemming?" - Ejected!
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(Russ)
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Hands, Napoleon's Obvious Little Effeminate.
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(jayneaire)
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Having NERDed, others lament entry.
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(JohnnyG--> been awhile, how is everybody?)
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| OTOVL |
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On to our various lives.
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(Russ' favorite month is over)
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Outsiders tease our vegan lifestyle.
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(Russ)
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Olives, the only "virgins" left.
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(dolphinfan)
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Oh, that's one valuable lesson!
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(tommie; anyone know what I mean?)
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| REENFRRI |
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Remember everyone: enjoying NERD fun requires regular input!
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(tommie)
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Remember everyone, eating nutritious fat reduced ricecakes..ICKY!
(BZZZZT! - REENFRR != REENFRRI)
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(dolphinfan)
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| OESUD |
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Oval egg shattered, unlucky Dumpty.
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(dolphinfan)
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Orbiting erotically, see Uranus dance.
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(UranRuss)
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Order entry seems unbearably dismal.
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(Russ)
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Outlook Express sucks! Undo dammit!
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(Russ)
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