PAPRIKA |
Pleasing attempt. Please rate it - Kid's attempt.
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(Not Kid. Honest. )
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JESSELYN |
Just entering something sublime, everyone loves youthful NERDing.
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(JohnnyG)
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BRADAN |
Big red apple drops above Newton.
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(Wash! First NERD of the new era.)
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YAMUTNYV |
You aren't meaningful until they need your vote.
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(1_badgurl)
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EMCHNATA |
Exclaiming "Merry Christmas" has never attracted those athiests.
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(Athiest Russ)
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CELMTCPT |
Children excited lately, many thinking Christmas present thoughts.
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(1_badgurl)
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GUWESTWM |
Getting Uranus wet, Earth spurts that wet mess.
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(UranRuss)
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Ghosts upchuck watching enraptured singles thrash while masturbating.
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(Dr. Birddamage)
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NROAGNU |
Neptune rotates on axis, gravity nudges Uranus.
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(UranRuss)
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IOKFE |
I often keynote "Fuck everything!"
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(1_badgurl)
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HAEHHL |
Have another evil happening hopeless loser.
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(Lucifer to Russ)
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HAFCA |
"Here's another fine conundrum, a$$hole!"
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(Russ' fractured movie quotes)
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ESOYTS |
Everyone says one year's too short.
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(Russ)
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Exact science: ogling your tight shorts.
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(Russ)
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AUWFAEPO |
All unemployed will feel an economic pinch obviously.
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(dolphinfan)
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Aaaagh! Uranus wanes! Fuckin' A! Everyone pull out!!!
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(UranRuss)
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TLNNWLE |
Today's literature needs NERD WORM lite entries.
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(Russ)
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PEMUGSEH |
People encourage me: Uranus got smaller, except here.
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(UranRuss)
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EESOTHL |
Evolutionists entertain snails one time had limbs?
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(dolphinfan)
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Exorcise evil: several of those Halloween lanterns.
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(Russ loves Halloween)
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ETFSY |
Emergency, Titanic's flooding....SAVE YOURSELF!!!!!!!!
(BZZZZT! - ETFY != ETFSY)
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(dolphinfan)
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ODOESOLA |
On devastation: One earthquake = Sayonara ol' Los Angeles.
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(Russ)
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NCDANY |
"No can do" attitude? Not you.
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(Russ, motivational speaker)
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Now counting decades and not years.
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(Old Bag Z)
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