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Now really, readers, don't just repeat hateful invective.
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(Amelia - Can't we all just get along?)
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Normally, Russ recommends D Js' really hot innovations.
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(Amelia can't stop the music)
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Note Regretfully Read, Dear John... Really Heart-Breaking Indeed.
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(daddies$)
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Now remember, Russ doesn't just read...he incorporates.
(BZZZZT! - NRRDJRI != NRRDJRHI)
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(Russ)
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"No respect", Rodney Dangerfield joked, "really hurtful insult."
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(dolphinfan)
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| GSINI |
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God said, "I need ice."
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(Russ)
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Got sanity? I need it!
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(tommie)
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Generally speaking, I'm not insane.
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(Russ [just delusional])
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Gecko selling insurance... nutty idea!
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(dolphinfan)
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Ginny said, "It's Nagini, idiots!"
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(Amelia Potter - 4 more days!)
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Genius' Statement: I'm Not Ignorant.
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(daddies$)
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| FTDSNS |
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From today do something new, sweetheart.
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(Russ recommends cosmic bowling)
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Fancy toes donning sensational new sandals.
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(hardlyclever)
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Found the distraction seriously not sensible
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(chris?)
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Fairy tales do seemed needed sometimes!
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(tommie)
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| DMEKYEV |
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Dracula Menacing Evil Killer, Yearns Emptying Veins
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(daddies$)
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Daring motorcyclist Evel Knievel... you've evidently vanished!
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(tommie)
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Dubya's men, eavesdropping, know your every vice.
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(Russ has strange clicking noise on his phone)
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| CBHSNO |
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Captured Batman hopes Superman's not occupied.
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(dolphinfan)
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Cinderella's Barefoot,, Her Shoe's Not On!
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(daddies$)
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| OADNEAYE |
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Oz... all Dorothy needed. Even a yellow expressway!
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(tommie)
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Open any door, now enter, afterwards you'll exit.
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(dolphinfan)
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| IHSPC |
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In hospitals, sick people croak!
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(dolphinfan)
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I hate seeing people cry!
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(crybaby tommie)
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In hell, Satan's probably comfortable!
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(tommie)
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In heaven, saints probably conspire!
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(tommie)
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I'm having some problems coping!
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(OCD tommie)
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In Hillary, some politicians confide.
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(Amelia for Yoda-PAC)
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It's hard seeing perfectly clearly.
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(Amelia)
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In Harry's scenes, Phoenix charms.
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(Amelia Potter for Variety)
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Is "Hey stupid!" politically correct?
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(Russ)
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| EIMOND |
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Eight is mostly odd. (Number Dummy)
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(Russ)
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Elvis Ingested Methamphetamines, Overdosed,... Now Dead.
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(daddies$)
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eighteen I moved out nevermore dependant.
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(dolphinfan)
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| TOCAEL |
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Think of comedy and everyone laughs!
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(tommie)
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Teacher's overjoyed, children are excellant learners.
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(dolphinfan)
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This oughtta count as entry level.
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(Russ)
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Totally Odd Circumstance, Amelia Earhart's Lost!
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(daddies$)
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| CERAA |
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Camera enthusiast renowned, Ansel Adams.
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(dolphinfan)
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Cellmate: Eighties rocker Adam Ant.
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(Russ)
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Celebrations enjoyed responsibly: Alcoholics Anonymous
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(Tripper Gore)
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Can Ethel & Ricky act adulterous?
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(Amelia - you know I can't leave them alone)
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Champion Enters Ring, Audience Applauded.
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(daddies$)
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| IETENRR |
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Icon Earnhart, The Eliminator, NASCAR Racefans Remember.
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(daddies$)
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| APENOT |
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All Popeye ever needed: Olive's touch!
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(tommie)
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aborigines, people entirely native; outback tribes.
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(dolphinfan)
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Apple, Present Everyone Notoiously Offers Teacher.
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(daddies$)
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| DIDRE |
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Dubya, I've decided, ruined everything!
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(tommie)
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drowning in debt.. real emergency.
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(dolphinfan)
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Dude! I don't really exist!
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(Russ' nonexistential blues)
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Druids Indeed Did Revere Evergreens
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(daddies$)
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| WAEASH |
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"We all eat at Submarine House"
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(Russ [Beatles' early version])
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Well, another evening, another sunset, huh.
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(Russ)
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With an entirely amazing sound; Hendrix.
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(Russ)
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| HSOOAEEW |
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He studied our "ooohs" & "aaaahs" each & every weekend.
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(Russ [practicing for tonight])
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| NAUIRT |
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National Anthem: Uranus, I Revere Thee!
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(UranRuss)
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Now & again Uranus is rising tall.
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(UranRuss)
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Nice ass-tro! Uranus is really tight!
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(UranRuss)
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nearly anal, uptightness is rentivetives trademark
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(dolphinfan)
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Neptune's ahead; Uranus in rear (trailing).
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(UranRuss)
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| AOPENL |
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affluent old people enjoy nice lives.
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(dolphinfan)
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America: Our People Enjoy National Liberty
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(daddies$)
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Acronyms Online, Perfect Example, "Nerd Lite"
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(daddies$-caution blond thinking)
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| CRCSJ |
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cold recently caused shriveled johnson
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(dolphinfan)
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"Crossing rivers? Cake!" said Jesus.
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(Russ, walkin' on water)
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Cancer Research Center, St. Jude's.
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(daddies$)
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| YEEDOHGN |
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You're experiencing "erectile dysfunction"... or how'bout "gone noodley".
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(Russ)
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Yet Excessive Egotisical, Definately One Handsome Guy, Narcissus.
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(daddies$)
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yodeling, every echo's deemed one horrible god-awful noise!
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(dolphinfan)
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