| RFESSDSO |
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"Reach for every sensation: Sex & drugs" - Sharon Osbourne
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(Russ [tough today])
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| DBIAA |
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Dumb blond insinuation... all air-heads.
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(dolphinfan)
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Dubya belongs in Assholes Anonymous.
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(Russ)
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Devious, but interestingly acurate... ahhh.
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(Miss Murder.)
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Doing better in all areas
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(PirateQueen86)
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| NWAETT |
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"Now wabbit," added Elmer, "take that!"
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(Wuss [hey, stop giggling])
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Not worried...anything evil takes time.
(BZZZZT! - NWETT != NWAETT)
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(Evil Russ)
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No, wrong! Adam & Eve took tomato.
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(Russ [no apples in Eden])
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| PTOXT |
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Playboy totally offers X-rated temptresses.
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(dolphinfan)
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Popeye told Olive x-rated things!
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(tommie)
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Properly trained, one X-man = twenty.
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(Russ)
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Piss-off the office: Xerox tush.
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(Russ' Book Of Deviance, chapter 12)
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| HNCHFET |
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Having no credits hurts financing, expect turn-downs.
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(dolphinfan)
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"Humans Not Created" ...headline for Evolution Today!
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(tommie)
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Heaven Now Creates Hope For Eternal Time
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(PirateQueen86)
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| FEBHPERN |
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For every big hurt, people eventually react negatively.
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(Dr. Amelia, Armchair Psychologist)
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| GFTSPA |
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Goldilocks found the simmering porridge awful.
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(dolphinfan)
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Graphics for this site: potatoes abound...
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(Brock)
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Gift for tommie: some paid airfare.
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(Russ to our seasoned traveler)
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Going forward... then suddenly passed again.
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(Russ)
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Grits! For two simple payments, anyways.
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(RERO)
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Good farting takes some planning, actually!
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(tommie, one of the best)
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Grandpa's favorite to smoke: Prince Albert.
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(Amelia - in the can)
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| CMENU |
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Calculus, mathematics Einstein naturally understood.
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(dolphinfan)
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Can meat eaters never understand?
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(tommie, for the vegan guy)
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Can my esteem need uplift?
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(Yes, It can. And usually does. [[Miss Murder]])
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Crap. My entries: Never usefull
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(thames... And yes... once a NERD, always a NERD even after ten months)
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Celestial moons? Ewww! Not Uranus!
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(UranRuss, Solar dodge-ball captain)
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Custus morum... every NERD understands!
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(tommie, politely)
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| DIABRS |
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Dude! I am buying Rubber Soul!
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(Russ, Beatles fan)
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Drivers in & around Buffalo rarely signal.
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(Russ [why is that?])
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Drat, I already burnt Russ's steak.
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(Amelia - good thing he's vegetarian)
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Damn! I ate boiled rat semen!
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(RERO)
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Dubya is a bumbling retard, sir.
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(Russ)
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Dorothy is arrested, "boosted" ruby slippers!
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(dolphinfan)
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| OVONOF |
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Original victorious Olympian, Nike........ outran foes.
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(dolphinfan)
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| THRAD |
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Thoroughbred horses race at Derby,
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(dolphinfan)
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Try hovering. Reality's a dream.
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(Russ)
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| ENRUPL |
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Even now, Russ unendingly parties like 1999.
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(Amelia - Happy Belated!)
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"Earth never rammed Uranus!" Pluto laughed.
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(UranRuss)
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| RERNO |
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Racecar enthusiasts revere NASCAR overwhelmingly.
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(dolphinfan)
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Russ emerged. Resume NERD ovation.
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(Russ popped out 43 years ago today)
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Read eternal rules. Now obey.
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(Russ for fuck's sake)
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| FEHATR |
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False Enquirer headlines attract tabloid readers.
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(dolphinfan)
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Feeling exhausted? Have a tall roast.
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(Miss Murder [[coffee is guuuud]])
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Five + eight? Hmmm... ah... twelve, right?
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(Russ, Sesame Street reject)
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| SNEARO |
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Summer now ends... and Russ's overjoyed!
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(Russ)
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Some NERDs enjoy acronyms; Russ obsesses!
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(tommie, with no room to talk)
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| ERHFD |
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Ewww! Russ has fungus developing!
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(Russ [jk])
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Elmer's rifle hardly frightens Daffy.
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(dolphinfan)
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Earth rotates. How fucking dumb.
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(Russ [who made up that rule, anyway?])
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Early risers have fear'o darkness.
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(Miss Murder [[is not a morning person]])
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Even Redheads have fucked dolphinfan.
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(We love you here at potatoe dolphinfan, potatoe regulars)
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Extra room here freaky Democrats.
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(Hilary)
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| DOATOWAI |
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"Do one another": The original way, as intended.
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(Russ' Biblical sermon)
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| CHTTV |
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C'mon homies; take to voting!
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(tommie; gimme some "love")
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Childrens' highest teacher: T. V.
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(Russ)
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Can hardly thrust? Try ViagraŽ.
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(Russ)
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Carnivores have trouble turning vegetarian.
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(Russ, vegan omnivore)
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Clairol hairapy, turn-up the volume.
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(dolphinfan)
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| OAUNHSN |
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'Ow about URANUS NERD? Hmmm, sounds naughty.
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(UranRuss)
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