| IOAFL |
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I obsess about finding love!
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(tommie)
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idoit ogre adores fiona's lovliness
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(dolphinfan)
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It's Over And Finished Loverboy!
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(daddies$)
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I'm offering a finger, loser.
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(Lisa Simpson)
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I only act flirtatious lately.
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(Amelia)
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It's over a foot long!!
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(Amelia)
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Is one and fifty LI?
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(Roman Russ)
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I'm OK about fart lighting!
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(tommie)
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| RIIHH |
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"Ron is irritating!" Hermione howled.
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(Amelia Potter)
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Rich Indiviual Is Howard Hughes.
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(daddies$)
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Rustling Is Illegal Horse Hustler!
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(jayneaire)
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" Randy intercourse!", insists Hugh Heffner...
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(Brock)
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| JSORL |
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Jesus said, "Obey Russ literally!"
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(Russ [Ol' JC was a good deciple])
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Jesus Saves Or Religion Lies?
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(daddies$)
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Jokes Sometimes Onset Resounding Laughter.
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(jayneaire)
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Jeeves sorted out Russ' laundry.
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(Amelia Wooster)
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Job stinks. Oy, real life.
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(Tripper Gore)
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Jen's submitted.... oh... really late!
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(tiptoe39)
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just short of rent landlord.
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(dolphinfan)
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"Jesus Saves!" Oral Roberts Lauds.
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(daddies$-cauttion blond thinking)
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| ICBSY |
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I can't be some yuppie!
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(Brock has street cred to consider.)
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I Can Barely Stand You!
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(daddies$)
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Idol's Cowell belittles singing youngsters.
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(GreenHacker)
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I cannot believe submarines're yellow!
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(tommie)
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I've criticized Bush; shouldn't you?
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(tommie)
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| NPESUW |
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"No Prisoner Escapes Shawshank," Uttered Warden.
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(daddies$)
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Neptune, Pluto, Earth, Saturn, Uranus..... Wonderments!
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(jayneaire)
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Nobody's Perfect. Eventually Someone Uncovers Wrongs.
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(lisa simpson)
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Neptune, Pluto & Earth: "See Uranus wobble!"
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(UranRuss)
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Now pissed, Elmer's, "Something's up, wabbit!"
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(Russ)
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| SFARRCFI |
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Searching For A Rare Ruby, Can't Find It.
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(daddies$)
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Sexual Fantasy About Romantic Rendezvous... Certainly Female Idealism.
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(dolphinfan)
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Shot For Awakening Rancher, Rooster's Crow Forever Interned.
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(lisa simpson)
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Steppers Flatley and Riverdance, real choreographed fancy input.
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(GreenHacker)
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Starved for attention, radicals recently craft feigning identities…
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(Brock)
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| FEIOF |
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Friday! Enjoy it, OK, friends?
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(tommie)
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First entry is often fun.
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(Russ)
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Feeling ecstatic is often foolish
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(thames {happy to be back after a week's vacation} )
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France, Escargot Is Ordered Frequently.
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(daddies$)
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Farted? Embarrassed? It's Only Flatulence.
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(lisa simpson)
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Folding effectively is Origami fun.
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(GreenHacker)
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Fourty + eleven is one + fifty!
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(tommathie)
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| SAPOWHFJ |
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Swiftly amalgamating, Potatoes overthrow White House for jokes…
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(Brock sees black cars in his driveway with blue lights on top...)
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She's all painted... oh wait! Hmmm... forgot jams.
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(Russ [painting trim on my new SLC abode today])
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Sho as puddin' on wheels, hon. Fine jambalaya!
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(Russ)
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Scary arsonist, pyromaniac often watches happily, fire's justified.
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(GreenHacker)
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Shrek's Adamant Passion Of Wife Has Fiona Joyous!
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(jayneaire)
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Say Amen, Pastor Often Wants His Fellowship Justified.
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(frozenrope)
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Staring at Popeye, Olive wet her friggin' jeans!
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(tommie)
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Still all power obsessed, "W" has forgotten justice!
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(tommie)
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| GIDER |
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Glib interjections destroy emotional responses…
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(Brock)
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Gosh, it's dated: Easy Rider
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(Amelia's classic films)
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God is Dog, entirely reversed.
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(GreenHacker)
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gallbladder is disintegrating...emergency room!
(BZZZZT! - GIDR != GIDER)
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(tanya)
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Girdles immediately diminish enormous rumps
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(daddies$)
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| ENDUHI |
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Ethereal nookie dust: Uranus has it.
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(UranRuss)
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Enter NERDs daily until hell's icy.
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(Russ)
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| AORFE |
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Androids operational, Russ fires everyone.
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(Brock)
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All ogres revere Fiona everywhere.
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(Amelia)
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Aloha! (Oh, right, folks're English.)
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(tiptoe39 back and married)
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Acronomics: one really fine entertainment.
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(tiptoe39 found another fun acronym site)
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Age of Russ: Forty eight.
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(Russ [give or take 6 years])
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Allison opens refrigerator, finds empanadas...
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(Brock is hungry)
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| IAOUOS |
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I am on Uranus... oooh, slippery!
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(UranRuss)
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I accede: Our Underdog operating System.
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(Brock (no need to fear, UDOS is here.)
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| ROASNI |
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Ratings: orange and salmon note interest.
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(Brock)
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Roads or Avenues? Streets need intersections.
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(Russ [First entry from home])
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| OEAHHDNE |
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Only eating a hamburger, Hugo does nothing entertaining...
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(Brock gets Lost.)
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Our electors adjudged Hubert Humphrey (Democrat) not electable.
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(Amelia)
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One "ew" and "ha ha" daily & never explode.
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(Russ' sound advice)
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| EROTN |
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Eating rotten onions tastes nasty.
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(Brock)
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Earth rotates once today, no?
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(Russ)
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Even Russ often talks nasty.
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(Amelia *&^$@!)
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| SSEDHM |
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Seems super! Extreme domestic happiness, man.
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(Amelia to Russ)
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Sam Spade, edgy detective, hated Miles.
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(Amelia knows Sam was doing his wife)
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See Spot enjoy doing his math.
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(Russ [That Spot's pretty clever])
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Some say: entry deficiency heals minds
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(thames {first entry at 10 at night.... wow, everyones on vaca} )
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| EPFEI |
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Everyone please: four entries inclusively
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(thames)
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Eating peanuts feels ecstactically intense.
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(Tripper Gore)
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Executing pirouettes, Fred exudes inspiration.
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(Amelia)
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Elfin people feel emotionally insecure.
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(Brock consoles a Keebler...)
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Eventually property found! Ecstatic, I.
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(Russ [closed on my new home today!])
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Expect party Friday. Everyone's invited.
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(Brock brings unwelcomed guests for housewarming...)
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| NVNECA |
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NERDvenous verbs never ever clog arteries.
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(Russ, getting my fix)
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Nerds vacation near Ethernet cables always.
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(Brock)
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No vaccine neutralizes effects completely....aaaaaaaaaaaaghhh.
(BZZZZT! - NVNEC != NVNECA)
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(Miss Murder [[the "agh" was for me. new haircut = hell]])
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| HRNIE |
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Home? Russ' need is elusive.
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(Russ [still homeless, moving to a rental on Monday])
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Hopefully, Russ negotiates island estate...
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(Brock - You can call me Jonathan Quayle Higgins III...)
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Here, Russ needs intavenal entries
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(dragonskull)
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