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Age of pharoah: eighty nine lives.
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(Russ)
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affluent old people enjoy nice lives.
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(dolphinfan)
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America: Our People Enjoy National Liberty
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(daddies$)
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"Ants??? Our picnic, Ethel!!!" "Now, Lucy...."
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(Amelia's Fourth)
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Acronynms Online, Perfect Example, "Nerd Lite"
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(daddies$-caution blond thinking)
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Acronyms Online, Perfect Example, "Nerd Lite"
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(daddies$-caution blond thinking)
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| CRCSJ |
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Cryptograms really cause serious jonesing.
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(Russ lives in a world of acronyms)
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cold recently caused shriveled johnson
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(dolphinfan)
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"Crossing rivers? Cake!" said Jesus.
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(Russ, walkin' on water)
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Cancer Research Center, St. Jude's.
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(daddies$)
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| YEEDOHGN |
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You're experiencing "erectile dysfunction"... or how'bout "gone noodley".
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(Russ)
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Yet Excessive Egotisical, Definately One Handsome Guy, Narcissus.
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(daddies$)
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yodeling, every echo's deemed one horrible god-awful noise!
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(dolphinfan)
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| SGHEYTWA |
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Some girls have everything; yes, they want all!
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(tommie; it's a woman's world!)
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Slytherins, Gryffindors & Hufflepuffs enjoy yearly tournaments with archery.
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(Amelia of Hogwarts)
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Shapely Girls Have Everything You Truly Want Alright.
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(daddies$)
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Saturn goes here. Earth? Yeah, three worlds away.
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(Russ [in God's boardroom])
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Soylent Green's Human? Everybody Yelled "They Weren't Aware".
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(daddies$-caution blond thinking)
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sun gets hot, extremely, yet tanners won't avoid,
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(dolphinfan)
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| IOAFL |
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I offer acronyms first, ladies!
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(tommie)
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I obsess about finding love!
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(tommie)
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I Own A Fancy Limo.
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(jayneaire)
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idoit ogre adores fiona's lovliness
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(dolphinfan)
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It's Over And Finished Loverboy!
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(daddies$)
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I'm offering a finger, loser.
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(Lisa Simpson)
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I only act flirtatious lately.
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(Amelia)
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It's over a foot long!!
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(Amelia)
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I often allow fa_______, ladies...
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(wink wink nudge nudge)
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Is one and fifty LI?
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(Roman Russ)
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I'm OK about fart lighting!
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(tommie)
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| RIIHH |
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"Ron is irritating!" Hermione howled.
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(Amelia Potter)
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Refrigerator insists, "I hurt head!"
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(Russ [whacked it hard on the freezer handle yesterday])
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Reality... is it here? Hardly!
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(tommie)
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Rich Indiviual Is Howard Hughes.
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(daddies$)
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Rustling Is Illegal Horse Hustler!
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(jayneaire)
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" Randy intercourse!", insists Hugh Heffner...
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(Brock)
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| JSORL |
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Jesus: sort of "Russ Light!"
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(tommie :))
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Jesus said, "Obey Russ literally!"
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(Russ [Ol' JC was a good deciple])
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Jesus Saves Or Religion Lies?
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(daddies$)
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Jokes Sometimes Onset Resounding Laughter.
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(jayneaire)
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Jeeves sorted out Russ' laundry.
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(Amelia Wooster)
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Job stinks. Oy, real life.
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(Tripper Gore)
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Judges sentenced only Ricky & Lucy.
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(Amelia - Where'd they go??)
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Jen's submitted.... oh... really late!
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(tiptoe39)
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just short of rent landlord.
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(dolphinfan)
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"Jesus Saves!" Oral Roberts Lauds.
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(daddies$-cauttion blond thinking)
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Joe spit on Ron's leg...
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(Brock)
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Joe spat on Ron's leg...
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(Brock)
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Joe spot on Ron's leg...
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(Brock)
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Judge starting orange & relatively lighter....
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(Brock misses calming potatoe colors...)
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| ICBSY |
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I can't be some yuppie!
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(Brock has street cred to consider.)
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I Can Barely Stand You!
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(daddies$)
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Insanity can bring serenity, yes?
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(Russ)
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Idol's Cowell belittles singing youngsters.
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(GreenHacker)
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I cannot believe submarines're yellow!
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(tommie)
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I've criticized Bush; shouldn't you?
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(tommie)
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In cartoons Barney says "yabadabadoo!"
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(tommie flintstone)
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| NPESUW |
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"No Prisoner Escapes Shawshank," Uttered Warden.
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(daddies$)
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I am happy to read all this succes: you deserve it completely. Proud to work with you in Boston, next june. Please, take all the good thoughts streaming from my heart to you...
(BZZZZT! - IAHTRATSYDICPTWWYIBNJPTATGTSFMHTY != NPESUW)
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(I am happy to read all this succes: you deserve it completely. Proud to work with you in Boston, next june. Please, take all the good thoughts streaming from my heart to you...)
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Neptune, Pluto, Earth, Saturn, Uranus..... Wonderments!
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(jayneaire)
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Negativity pummels e-fun. Some uglified worms…
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(Brock)
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Nobody's Perfect. Eventually Someone Uncovers Wrongs.
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(lisa simpson)
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no problem erasing signature, used white-out!
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(dolphinfan)
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Neptune, Pluto & Earth: "See Uranus wobble!"
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(UranRuss)
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Now pissed, Elmer's, "Something's up, wabbit!"
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(Russ)
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