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As Somalia Turns Out, Unruly Nerds Destroy Sam.
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(A. Strange Person)
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| JUDGE |
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Judges understand: dogs get excited.
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(S., more of a cat person, really)
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| LEELAH |
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Little evil elves liberate a hippo
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little evil elves liberate a hippo
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(petra L)
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| RATTLE |
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Rora ate tiny turtle like eggs
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(Sir bucket)
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| MONIQUE |
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Mister Oblivious Nuked Iraq quite unintentionally. Ehehehe.
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(Sir buckets assistant)
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| RESPONSES |
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Republicans elect senators preferring only nubile, submissive elementary schoolers.
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(S. be disgusted, yo)
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Risque entries seem popular online nowadays; some extraordinarily so.
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(S.)
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Resume editing sucks pretty outrageously. Nobody should experience suffering.
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(S., victim of HR)
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| TADIO |
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Two Afro Dudes Internally Oxidized
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(Sir bucket)
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| MAWKISH |
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Milk another wombat, kale is super hot.
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(fackwud)
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| AMASSED |
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Annoying Moms Attacked Senior Students Eating Dick
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(Eat the McFucker)
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A Massive Ass Sat Stretched Enveloping Dick
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(I am horrible)
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A Monstrous Animal Skewered Sir Edward Dawn
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(Sir Bucket (Currently Battling flying narwhals to find who killed his friend))
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AI MLIKE ATRAINS S S E D
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(The “I Like Trains Kid”)
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