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Russ says, "Arson's one nasty evil!"
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(Russ [4am...fire in my building. my place is ok])
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Russ says, "Age over no experience."
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(Russ)
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Raspy smoke annoying our nightly e-sleep.
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(Russ [trying to air it out])
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Russ, you piece of infantile do nothing shit, quit your potatoe neurosis and move on!
(BZZZZT! - RYPOIDNSQYPNAMO != RSAONE)
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(Momma)
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Russ should add other new entries!
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(tommie)
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Richard Simmons aerobics.... obese need exercise!
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(dolphinfan)
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Read somewhere: Age of NERD Evolution!
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(Russ [evolve!])
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Russ says alot of new entries
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(PirateQueen86)
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Really silly, an offensive NERD... Erghh.
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(Miss Murder.)
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Regretably, some asshole offended NERDs everywhere!
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(tommie)
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| DNSCIL |
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Do not start complaining; I'll leave!
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(tommie; in Biloxi, MS)
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"Dang nose" said Cyrano "it's long!"
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(dolphinfan)
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Disregard news stories concerning illicit relations.
(BZZZZT! - DNSCIR != DNSCIL)
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(Amelia - Just Good Friends)
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Dudes need some cuddlin' in life.
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(Russ gets his from cats)
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Darling new school children in lessons
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(PirateQueen86)
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| HERLIYPS |
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Heirloom... endear relic likes it's your precious souvenir
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(dolphinfan)
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Her erotic recitation? Listen in, you prudish simpleton.
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(Amelia)
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Hey Ethel, Ricky & Lucy invited you. Please stay.
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(Amelia)
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| RFESSDSO |
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Rubbles, Flintstones eat Stegosaurus steaks during summer outings.
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(dolphinfan)
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"Reach for every sensation: Sex & drugs" - Sharon Osbourne
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(Russ [tough today])
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Real friends enter... so seriously, don't skip out!
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(tommie; stretch)
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| DBIAA |
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Dumb blond insinuation... all air-heads.
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(dolphinfan)
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Dubya belongs in Assholes Anonymous.
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(Russ)
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Devious, but interestingly acurate... ahhh.
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(Miss Murder.)
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Doing better in all areas
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(PirateQueen86)
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| NWAETT |
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Nobody wants an entry that's tacky!
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(tommie)
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Nerdy walruses always entertained Tennessee Tuxedo!
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(tommie)
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Nebraskans warned about East travelling tornado.
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(dolphinfan)
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"Now wabbit," added Elmer, "take that!"
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(Wuss [hey, stop giggling])
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Not worried...anything evil takes time.
(BZZZZT! - NWETT != NWAETT)
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(Evil Russ)
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No, wrong! Adam & Eve took tomato.
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(Russ [no apples in Eden])
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| PTOXT |
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Playboy totally offers X-rated temptresses.
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(dolphinfan)
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Physical Therapy? Overrated! X-Rays? Transparent!
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(tommie, MD)
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Popeye told Olive x-rated things!
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(tommie)
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Properly trained, one X-man = twenty.
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(Russ)
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Piss-off the office: Xerox tush.
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(Russ' Book Of Deviance, chapter 12)
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Penis! Teeth! Oral! X-TaSy!
(BZZZZT! - PTOX != PTOXT)
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(RERO)
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| HNCHFET |
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Having no credits hurts financing, expect turn-downs.
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(dolphinfan)
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"Humans Not Created" ...headline for Evolution Today!
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(tommie)
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Heaven Now Creates Hope For Eternal Time
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(PirateQueen86)
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How now cow? Hamburger, fried...evenutally turd.
(BZZZZT! - HNCHFT != HNCHFET)
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(Russ)
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Honey Nut Cheerios-harboring for elephantine taste!
(BZZZZT! - HNCFET != HNCHFET)
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(RERO)
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| FEBHPERN |
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Finally every body here prefers entering respectable NERDs!
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(tommie; thanks for the ticket, Russ!)
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Females endure, boyfriends, heartaches, PMS, even romance novels.
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(dolphinfan)
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LICipPwOgqaxfDAa
(BZZZZT! - L != FEBHPERN)
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(BlpwWsND)
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teehivhsaene-etrnerbscge
(BZZZZT! - T != FEBHPERN)
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Found: Eternal Boyfriend, He Plays Electric Recorder Nicely
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(PirateQueen86)
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For every big hurt, people eventually react negatively.
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(Dr. Amelia, Armchair Psychologist)
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