| EAUIPAM |
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Enormous & almighty, Uranus is planetary and massive!
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(UranRuss)
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Earth and Uranus: interesting planets almost married...
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(...thanks to UranRuss! - tommie)
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Eating apples usually is pediatricians' action mandate...
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(Brock)
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| HARFUOS |
What do you call it when a hurricane, a typhoon, and a tornado have a baby?
(BZZZZT! - WDYCIWAHATAATHAB != HARFUOS)
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(Brock is too tired.)
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Hmmmm... a real fucked up ominous storm!
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(Russ answering Brock)
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Harnessing astronomy, Russ finds Uranruss... otherworldly self.
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(Moon Brocks)
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How asshole Russ feels; unusually outgoing sometimes!
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(Friendly Fred)
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Hubble's all roused. Found Uranus orbiting Saturn.
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(UranRuss)
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His artificial rabbits' foot unfortunately offered strife...
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(Brock)
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| SHIHY |
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Say: " Hi." It's hospitable, y'know?
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(Brock)
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Shyness, hopefully, is happily yours.
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(Russ)
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Seeing his intestines, he yacked.
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(puckeroo)
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Should he initiate higher yearning?
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(puckeroo)
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Said Hillary in hilarity, "Yowsers!"
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(puckeroo)
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She has insisted he Yahoo!
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(Mz. Byte Moi)
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So how is his yodeling?
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(Flu'Z)
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See here, impostor! Hey you!
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(Russ [below is not me])
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Shiny Happy Ieople Holding Yands...
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(bRockid Eye Movement)
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| NDNACTMR |
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Nudists don't need any clothes to make rounds!
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(tommie)
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NERDs don't need a computer to meet Russ.
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(Puckeroo (Actually, they do - unless they know him personally))
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Never detonate nitrates around children. They might react.
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(Puckeroo - Kablooie!)
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No, dude. Need Astral Connector® to meet Russ.
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(Russ, astral code writer)
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Neil Diamond, NIN, Alice Cooper: They make records.
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(Russ)
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Noticing Donald's nifty aristocratic comb-over, Tommie made remark:
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(Brock pees pants in anticipation!)
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Need dinner? Nuke a cana' those Mac ronies....
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(Brock)
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| ACGPAO |
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Alice Cooper got pissed at Ozzy.
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(Russ' Metalphors)
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Art can give people an outlet.
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(Brock)
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A careless gent pays attention occasionally.
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(Maggzzilla)
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Acroing can give people an outlet.
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(hi thi fli)
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Again, Clinton glances pathetically at Obama.
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(Puckeroo)
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A color: green. Pass an orange.
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(Russ)
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Accepting criticism gives power against oppressors.
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(puckeroo)
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After creating God, people argued... obviously....
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(Brock FSM FTW)
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"Aren't cartoons great?" Popeye asked Olive!
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(tommie)
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| OCNSFE |
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One cookie never seems fair enough.
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(Russ)
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Obama, Clinton need successful formulas. Electorates?
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(Puckeroo)
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Orange County needs some fire engines.
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(Russ)
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Okay, "choo-choo's" not so funny either.
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(Russ must be 2...cookies, fire engines & choo-choos)
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Otherworldy clean, National Sanitation Foundation's Environment
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(puckeroo )
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One certified NSF sink for everybody!
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(Russ [expanding on puck's theme])
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Ohio certainly needs some faster elections!
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(tommie, waiting)
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Obsessive compulsive NERDs seldom forget entering!
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(tommie)
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| RDINROO |
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Russ, determine if NERD Russ's obsessiveness overasserts.
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(We'd all like to know??)
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RIght, dude. I need real official observation.
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(I'm Russ and I'm a NERDaholic)
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Russ #12,307 displays irrational Nerdings. Results observed often.
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(Brock's clipboard diagnosis...)
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R d i n r o o
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(P u c k e r o o)
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Really, do initials need reorganized, or otherwise....
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(puckeroo)
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Russ dominates in NERDing rituals, overcoming obstacles.
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(puckeroo)
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Recently, digging into new Rock Operas online.
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(Russ [particularly Ayreon])
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| EATHSDS |
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" Eating all this humus sure does suck..."
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(Brockoli)
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English, as "texting" has shown, deteriorates steadily.
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(Russ prefers whole words)
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Every atom that has sound dies soon
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(Finley)
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| NCMROIHE |
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No crazy man runs our igloo. He's Eskimo!
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(Snow Bun)
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Now Clinton's mad regarding Obama! Is Hillary eliminated?
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(tommie; your election NERD)
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New car, my ride: One incredibly heavy engine.
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(Russ dreamed of a retro Chevelle last night)
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NASA's crappy moon rover only invites half-ass exploration...
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(Moonbrocker)
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