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22 September 1999

10:11 PM: Last night was the second night in a row that I had a dream about blood dripping down on my head from the ceiling for one reason or another. And both times, when I turned my face up to see what that was, it started spraying blood, from whatever the source, like water from a hose that someone's covering with their thumb.

I have no idea.

"Earshot", last night's long-delayed Buffy episode, was great. You just would not think that a show about a blonde teenage vampire killer would ring with credibility, even seriousness, but it can. Some great writing - if I'm remembering it right, the line, "Sometimes my life can suck beyond the telling." A wonderful mix of tones there.

I've been having Fun With Boys around this web site lately. Most recently, I think some 3l33t d00d has been hacking with Worm Nerd, a harmless little game time that helps us pass the time between medications. Now is that nice? No. More to the point, does it demonstrate any skill or coolness or any other desirable quality? No, because the whole script is so shoddily written that any reasonably intelligent grade school student could probably hack it. And they do. So I don't know what I'm complaining about. Neither do you. Fine. Let's move on.

We've also had an influx of Boys in Loose Lips, the vague gesture toward a public discussion forum around here. This has given us such fun topics as "MY Nads HURT!!!" , "ENTER THE ANTI-CRISCO FOUNDATION HERE", and "If you have a large penis, REPLY!". Not to mention witty banter like "Yeah! I'm the king. I rule I rule I rule. Heyyyyyyyy!!!" Ever notice how the most virulently & obscenely 'straight' boys seem to be obsessed with asses, penii, and homosexuality? Curious thing.

Of course, if we just got more people contributing their views on watches or joining us in blaming Canada , it wouldn't really be such a big issue. Think about it. Join us. Be like unto the potatoe. You'll be glad you did.

Hey, speaking of blaming Canada, here's a valuable link: the script of South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut. I will probably download a copy for when the Copyright Police come with large steel batons and stale pastries to intimidate this poor GeoCities user. Finally, the correct lyrics to "Uncle Fucka"! As Ike says, "Dobee babing sheeteater."

Willfully blind self-indulgent nebbish or amusingly quirky old coot? And how bout that local sports team? Discuss among yourselves.

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