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26 March 2003

9:50 PM:

"It's conceded by the state of Texas that married couples can't be regulated in their private sexual decisions," says Smith. To which Scalia rejoins, "They may have conceded it, but I haven't."

12:58 AM: "No Problem, Bri" - God:

To the south, bright sunny sky after two days of blinding storms also boosted morale among U.S. troops.

"Thank God for that. I was beginning to wonder why we are taking over this country," said Sergeant Brian Crist.
A spokesman for the President later clarified, "What Sergeant - excuse me, Private Crist meant to say was, 'I am so happy to be able to help liberate the glorious nation of Iraq for its worthy citizens, Praise Jesus.'"

Willfully blind self-indulgent nebbish or amusingly quirky old coot? And how bout that local sports team? Discuss among yourselves.

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