wanna go HOME now...

  Something Nice To Say

17 July 2001

5:02 PM: New CDs, new CDs, they're really good. "White Blood Cells", new White Stripes release, rockin fun for the family. Has that odd little song that sounds like it's about two 8-year-olds. The Brittle Stars CD is real good. And New Thinking Fellers Union Local 282! "Bob Dinners and Larry Noodles present Tubby Turdner's Celebrity Avalanche". Oh you wacky kids.

Apart from that, I would like very much to crawl into my hole now, please. With the Soma.

8:58 PM: You know, if I were captured by aliens from another planet (as opposed to Mexico), and they wanted to feed me, but had no actual experience with feeding Earth creatures, and so they reformed the basic food glop that they had manufactured based on a study of my biology, into shapes and colors based on things they had seen in our television broadcasts, it would be something like one of these Salad Shakers from McDonalds. Only better, probably.

Willfully blind self-indulgent nebbish or amusingly quirky old coot? And how bout that local sports team? Discuss among yourselves.

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