It's A GOOD Day
11 June 2001
4:26 PM: My head hurts, my face itches, it's overcast and cold outside so of course the air conditioning is running full blast and I feel like I'm getting sick. The same damn thing that I do every month is late again, like it is every month, because I'm just a good-fer-nuthin no-account fool. My pants are too tight. How are you?
If this doesn't scare you enough, perhaps this will.
This has been my favorite Bush story of the week:Though Mr. Bush and his aides say they are aware of Europe's disagreements with the administration on a range of issues - including the death penalty and the environment - they have been depicting these as problems that could be overcome by the president's charm and personalityTwo feet of rain in Houston and we can't spare one little tornado for the ranch at Crawford?
"The common European perception is of a shallow, arrogant, gun- loving, abortion-hating, Christian fundamentalist Texan buffoon," said a senior administration official. "They read all the press about a hard-line unilateralist. They really believe this stuff about cowboys. We need to get it all on a higher plane."
Willfully blind self-indulgent nebbish or amusingly quirky old coot? And how bout that local sports team? Discuss among yourselves.
All names are fake, most places are real, the author is definitely unreliable but it's all in good fun. Yep.
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