23 February 2001
9:08 PM: Today I was not awakened by my mobile phone because I left it in my pants. So I was awakened by the regular telephone two hours later instead. Thus do fortunate accidents occur. It was work of course, bla bla bla, nobody can read error messages staring them right in the face. I don't know what they're going to do when I quit. Blame me for everything, for starters. Which is OK, it's not like I'll be there to feel bad about it.
Otherwise I have been working and eating M and little Famous Amos cookies and typing and now you know it's only been 7 hours but I am all out of care.
More work this weekend and maybe Dee Dee Ramone on Sunday or not.
10:33 PM: This Is Not A Joke Dept.:I can't wait until Bush makes his first visit there. "We support the people of Bozonia and their brave leader Bozo in their struggle for dignity and, uh, that other stuff."
Bozo Matic, the new chairman of Bosnia's state government, speaks during a parliament session in Sarajevo February 22, 2001. The Bosnian state parliament elected the first non-nationalist government after more than 10 years, ousting Muslim, Croat and Serb nationalists that led the country before, during and after the 1992-95 war. (Damir Sagolj/Reuters)
Willfully blind self-indulgent nebbish or amusingly quirky old coot? And how bout that local sports team? Discuss among yourselves.
All names are fake, most places are real, the author is definitely unreliable but it's all in good fun. Yep.
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