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1 December 2000

12:56 PM: "Ah, but you see, the trick is that it only seems implausible until you believe it - then it all makes perfect sense!"

6:36 PM: There was something terribly, terribly important that I wanted to write down but now I don't know what it was.

At some point, you know, one does begin to wonder if one has a body odor problem, perhaps. Though, more likely, one has simply become thoroughly encysted in bachelorhood. Because since 199... no, wait, 1987, gosh. For the last almost fourteen years, no kind of relationship has made it much past the one year mark. Most not even close. And that's including one marriage and three at least semi cohabitations.

Could this be reality's way of telling me that I am, perhaps - an asshole?

8:12 PM: Freudian Grammar Dep't:

Asked by reporters about the continuing dispute over the election, Bush said "it's time to get some finality to the process." When the election is finally settled, he added, "Dick Cheney and I will be the president and vice president."

8:29 PM: Ha ha.

Willfully blind self-indulgent nebbish or amusingly quirky old coot? And how bout that local sports team? Discuss among yourselves.

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