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  And a Tail of Red Light

26 September 2000


10:36 PM: I have this new Borg mouse from Microsoft but it's not helping. It's optical, which I gather means it doesn't have any balls. All curves and bone-colored plastic mixing with dull silver prosthetic metal, and it glows red.

The pointing arrow on the computer screen still freezes every 20 minutes or so, however. Sometimes within 5 minutes of rebooting. And rebooting is the only way to get it unstuck. Quality software, ladies and gentlemen. Ah well.

The book - book! what hubris - is in the final panic stages. My notorious task-finishing neurosis is in full bloom. No, really, it was a completely rational decision to stay up all night re-reading back issues of The Economist, and not at all related to the fact that when I did fall asleep I didn't wake up for three days and missed all my deadlines. Honest.

(Note: Some exaggeration may have occurred during shipping. Contents not sold by veracity.)




Willfully blind self-indulgent nebbish or amusingly quirky old coot? And how bout that local sports team? Discuss among yourselves.

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