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  Proof of Concept

28 July 2000


2:54 PM: Wait, it's nearly 3? That can't be right. I just got here. Uh oh, I see Snack!™ being served. Better scoot. (Some dork is riding one of those Razor-ish scooters around the office today - "*squeal* Oooh! Just like a real dot com!" Shoot me.)

5:32 PM: OK, here goes! I am entering this through a form, instead of using vi the way Gog intended, because ... wait, I know I had a reason around here somewhere. Oh! Yes, because I want to get back to more frequent updates, like the earlier, funnier ones. Also cause it's easier and the code goes whrrrrrrrrrr in slow motion.

5:33 PM: It works!!!

6:42 PM: Slump. I woke up today at 9 AM for no good reason, like there could be a good reason, and realized that this time I wasn't going to go back to sleep. So I got up, made tea and overcooked eggs, and I've been awake ever since.

Until
       right
               about


thunk

8:01 PM: New CDs!!! Woo hoo! I'm still falling asleep, but still, woo hoo!! Let's see here:

9:15 PM: Handy Link of the Moment: Zeropaid.com, "The file sharing portal ". Gotta love that trademark symbol.

It is meant ironically, right?

9:22 PM: What a dork! Here I was thinking I would be going to see Kristin Hersh on Tuesday, and it's not until September 1st. Space and time are not my friends. Farkle.

9:23 PM:

Oh my Bob! Sissy Bar is coming to town! Next Saturday! Do they write or call? See, if I had a real work ethic, I would never have known.




Willfully blind self-indulgent nebbish or amusingly quirky old coot? And how bout that local sports team? Discuss among yourselves.

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