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28 June 2000

10:29 PM: Today has been The Day The Browsers Died. All of them. Repeatedly. Somewhere this pitiful excuse for an operating system must be leaking memory, I think. Either that or this equally pitiful excuse for publishing software. I seem to be more peevish than usual. Must be because I'm not dead. As someone said in reply to a message about his novel approach to managing system email (changing an alias to point from a list of people to a single person without ever even looking at the old list or telling anyone on it, to wit, me):

"Thanks for the snappy critique.

Yeah yeah, whatever. Grr.

Speaking of pointless farces, thank god this one is finally over. My favorite part of the conclusion, I think, is this headline: Dozens in Miami protest after US Supreme Court's Elian ruling Yes, literally dozens of people! It's a madhouse! Well, a small house. A starter home.

Snack!® today was miniature marshmallows and salsa. Swear to god.

Willfully blind self-indulgent nebbish or amusingly quirky old coot? And how bout that local sports team? Discuss among yourselves.

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