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18 August 1999


12:17 AM: Brrr. It's late. I got my bike back today. Shiny new rear wheel. The rear brake is awfully mushy. Forgot to bring my sweater. Brr.

Heh. Yesterday I was trying to make a link to Squishy, but I got lazy and didn't check it to make sure. The real deal Squishy is, of course, at Pamie's domain. squishy.com, as it turns out, is a link to hyperreal.org, who offer much advice on mind expanding experiences. So really, how wrong is that.

Why People Get The Wrong Idea About Lawyers:
(From junk mail I found in our office building here last night)

Failure to Diagnose Fetal Distress
October 28, 29 & 30, 1999
At the Beautiful
Scottsdale Princess
Scottsdale, Arizona

And then you notice that up in the corner in black letters on a dark blue background, it says "A Symposium on". If that wee extra bit of plausibility makes you feel any better.




Willfully blind self-indulgent nebbish or amusingly quirky old coot? And how bout that local sports team? Discuss among yourselves.

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