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  A Disturbing Audience

21 May 1999


10:57 PM: A bit better. My new CDs came, that always helps. And the tacos I got for lunch came in this great coffin-shaped styrofoam container. I think I'm going to set it up as a cryogenic chamber for action figures.

My office crush has a new boyfriend - I heard her giggling over pictures of him with some of the other girls in the office. (You never hear guys doing that. Funny thing.) Normally this would make little or no difference to me as long as he doesn't show up to work and sing or something horrible. But, well, something is making her wear her hair all loose and cute-looking, and walk around with a bit extra in her step. I'm sure I couldn't begin to speculate about possible causes. But it's distracting. On the other hand, whatever it is, it's making her all friendly and chatty (more chatty I should say), which is sort of to the good. Except when I forget that it has nothing to do with me, and start following Geek Romance Rule #8. I'm of mixed minds.


And now, something that's really beginning to bug me - what the fuck is up with all you people looking for links about e*t*ng sh*t? Or more specifically, sh*t e*t*rs. (The asterisks are to block even more maroons from linking to this very page in future searches.)

Look at this, just look at this - this is only since May 1 for god's sakes:

http://search.msn.com/results.asp?RS=CHECKED&UN=doc&CO=20&Form=MSNH&MT=sh*t+e*t*rs
http://ink.yahoo.com/bin/query?p=sh*t+e*t*rs&hc=0&hs=1
http://www.geocities.com/cgi-bin/search/isearch?FIRSTRES=20&SEC=925796476&FIELDS=url%2Ctitle%2Cabstract%2Csize%2Cdate%2Cscore&DOMAIN=&QUERY=sh*t+e*t*rs
http://search.msn.com/results.asp?RS=CHECKED&UN=doc&CO=20&Form=MSNH&MT=sh*t+e*t*rs
http://search.ninemsn.com.au/results.asp?MT=sh*t+e*t*rs&RS=CHECKED&CO=20&UDo=&ULo=&LA=&UN=doc&Form=SMCRT&CY=en-au
http://search.msn.com/results.asp?RS=CHECKED&UN=doc&CO=20&Form=MSNH&MT=sh*t+e*t*rs
http://www.excite.co.uk/search.gw?lk=msftuk_uk&c=web&lang=en&start=70&showSummary=true&s=sh*t+e*t*rs&perPage=10&next=next
http://cissearch.compuserve.com/search/gateway/gateway-results.adp?sTerm=sh*t%20e*t*rs&brand=CSI&first_result=10
http://search.msn.com/results.asp?RS=CHECKED&UN=doc&CO=20&Form=MSNH&MT=sh*t+e*t*rs
http://netfind.aol.com/search.gw?lk=excite_netfind2_us&c=web&start=70&showSummary=true&s=sh*t+++++++++++++++++++e*t*rs&perPage=10&next=next&nrm=aol&pri=on&xls=b&xll=65
http://ink.yahoo.com/bin/query?p=sh*t+e*t*rs&hc=0&hs=1
http://search.msn.com/results.asp?RS=CHECKED&UN=doc&CO=20&Form=MSNH&MT=sh*t+e*t*rs
http://nscp.snap.com/search/directory/results/1,61,nscp-0,00.html?keyword=sh*t+e*t*rs&tag=tt.ns.sb3
http://search.ca.msn.com/results.asp?RS=CHECKED&UN=doc&UDo=&CO=20&Form=MSNH&CY=en-ca&SP=sMSN&MT=sh*t+e*t*rs
http://search.msn.com/as_paneresults.asp?PASS=1&MT=sh*t+e*t*rs&CO=10&BA=10
http://search.msn.com/results.asp?RS=CHECKED&UN=doc&CO=20&Form=MSNH&MT=sh*t+e*t*rs
http://ink.yahoo.com/bin/query?p=sh*t%2B+e*t*rs%2B&hc=0&hs=1
http://hmc.snap.com/search/directory/results/1,61,hmc-0,00.html?tag=tt.hmc.sb&keyword=sh*t+e*t*rs
http://ink.yahoo.com/bin/query?p=sh*t+e*t*rs&hc=0&hs=1
http://search.msn.com/as_paneresults.asp?PASS=1&MT=sh*t+e*t*rs&CO=10&BA=10
http://hmc.snap.com/search/directory/results/1,61,hmc-0,00.html?tag=tt.hmc.sb&keyword=sh*t+e*t*rs
http://ink.yahoo.com/bin/query?p=sh*t+e*t*rs&hc=0&hs=1
http://home.snap.com/search/directory/results/1,61,home-0,00.html?keyword=sh*t+e*t*rs
http://www.snap.com/search/directory/results/1,61,home-0,00.html?tag=st.sn.fdsb&keyword=sh*t+e*t*rs
http://cissearch.compuserve.com/search/gateway/gateway-results.adp?sTerm=sh*t%20e*t*rs&brand=CSI&first_result=10

Is this a band? Or any other possible explanation besides the simplest one, which is that there's something about this journal that attracts coprophiliacs?

Jesus. There's a verdict, eh?


PS: Ah hah! It was the naughty word in the copyright footer, of all things. That'll teach me to be a potty mouth I guess.




Willfully blind self-indulgent nebbish or amusingly quirky old coot? And how bout that local sports team? Discuss among yourselves.

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