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11 May 1999

7:27 PM: Ow. Here's everything you need to know about my day:

They did get the most enormous chocolate sheet cake I've ever seen for my birthday, though, which was nice. More damn candles. And me without my can of compressed air. I think it was just kind of inherently amazing to all the kids around here to see someone so old walking around like a semi-normal person. (I jest, but only a little.)

Willfully blind self-indulgent nebbish or amusingly quirky old coot? And how bout that local sports team? Discuss among yourselves.

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