11 May 1999
7:27 PM: Ow. Here's everything you need to know about my day:
- 10 AM
- 6 hour meeting
They did get the most enormous chocolate sheet cake I've ever seen for my birthday, though, which was nice. More damn candles. And me without my can of compressed air. I think it was just kind of inherently amazing to all the kids around here to see someone so old walking around like a semi-normal person. (I jest, but only a little.)
Willfully blind self-indulgent nebbish or amusingly quirky old coot? And how bout that local sports team? Discuss among yourselves.
All names are fake, most places are real, the author is definitely unreliable but it's all in good fun. Yep.
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