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Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by liss and JafFa on 2004-06-01 09:53:27

37)i've lost my teddy, can i cuddle you tonight instead? 38) I've lost my munber, can i borrow yours? 39)god must be lonely because your a star angel straight from heaven 40)that top looks really nice on you, but it would look better on my bedroom floor! 41)my neck, my back lick my... just like that 42)Have you got a map for your body, coz im lost in your eyes! 43)you must be a football coach the way ure playin the field 44) roses are red violets are blue there is no flower more pressious then u! 45)i like fast rides. hope this gets you closer to 1001

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