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1001 pick-up lines that don't work by The 5th Horseman, i left before they became famous... on 2004-03-30 02:24:57

there are plenty of these, starting of course with, "i'm a virgin, are you?" i found this site by typing random words into google, and i am impressed, i especially want to hear from Wash!, you ledgend Cheers

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Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by Wash! on 2004-03-31 02:35:28  |  Reply to this

"What's your favourite kind of triangle?" Just out of interest, 5th Horseman, do I know you?? Re: Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by hey on 2006-11-25 00:26:13  |  Reply to this   you are a fucking retard for submitting that one how long did it take you to think that one up fucking tard neeerrr bitch it doesn't make ay fucking sense at all!!!!!!!!!!!!! god you're fucking retarded i just want to kill you for thinking that up one like that

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by I.D on 2004-04-15 08:09:23  |  Reply to this
	"Did I go out with your mother?"

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by [no name] on 2004-04-15 08:14:41  |  Reply to this
	4) "Are those breasts real?"

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by I.D on 2004-04-15 08:51:16  |  Reply to this
	5) "I bet your're good looking when your slim"

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by I.D on 2004-04-15 08:53:46  |  Reply to this
	6) "Go on...pull my finger!"

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by Skeeter van Lederhosen on 2004-04-15 13:09:58  |  Reply to this
	Ssshhhhhhhhheeeeeeeezzzzzz!! -- I.D. you are hilarious!

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by Fractured Reality on 2004-04-16 06:41:48  |  Reply to this
	Do you have any German in you? do you want some?

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by Fractured Reality on 2004-04-16 06:42:51  |  Reply to this
	There are plenty of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I want to take home and mount.

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by I.D on 2004-04-22 08:08:27  |  Reply to this
	?) Hi babe,do yer wanna help me to sow the seeds of joy?

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by I.D on 2004-04-22 08:13:00  |  Reply to this
	10) "Iam not in luuurve!....but iam open to persuasion"

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by I.D on 2004-04-22 08:19:19  |  Reply to this
	11) "Hay pretty lady, I hope your good at cooking breakfast."

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by I.D on 2004-04-22 08:26:21  |  Reply to this
	12) "Hi there, my friends call me Weaselpuff."

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by I.D on 2004-04-22 08:39:17  |  Reply to this
	13) " exuse me madame, could you do me a favour and my get keys out of my front pocket,as my hands are dirty."

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by Horseman#5 on 2004-04-28 18:30:16  |  Reply to this
	hey, havn't checked this in a while...i think the sad thing is that i've used all those before, except the one about the triangle..??????? nah wash! i don't know you but i've read enough of your work on this site to know what you're about, scary huh

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by I.D on 2004-04-29 01:07:35  |  Reply to this
	14) "It glows it the dark....honest!

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by I.D on 2004-04-29 01:12:11  |  Reply to this
	15) "I notice you've got carpet burn as well"

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by Fractured Reality on 2004-04-29 06:03:05  |  Reply to this
	"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?" (corny I know but I've used it before)

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by I.D on 2004-04-29 06:09:18  |  Reply to this
	17)"My frenid tells me your bi-curious, I sure I can answer any of your questions"

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by Fractured Reality on 2004-04-29 06:17:40  |  Reply to this
	or the ever clasic "hey baby, what's your sign?"

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by I.D on 2004-04-29 06:20:31  |  Reply to this
	18) " Are you a Lesbian?...I don't mind dressing up in women's cloths."

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by I.D on 2004-04-29 06:42:24  |  Reply to this
	"I've got nothing against women with 5 o'clock shadow.....(stairing hard)....on there back."

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by I.D on 2004-04-29 06:46:23  |  Reply to this
	" I've got nothing against women with 5 o'clock shadow....(staring hard)....on their back."

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by DNA on 2004-04-29 14:12:06  |  Reply to this
	I.D. -- master yucks for #s 15 and 18!! I would like to add another classic line: Are you tired? -- 'cuz you've been running through my mind all day!

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by I.D on 2004-04-30 03:20:50  |  Reply to this
	20) "Hi, wanna come back to my place? I know a great cure for cellulite."

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by I.D on 2004-04-30 03:40:30  |  Reply to this
	22) "Lady, your skin looks dry, do you need some "hand" cream"....Please accept my humble apologies, I forgot to take my medication. DNA..yukie enough.

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by I.D on 2004-05-01 01:45:46  |  Reply to this
	23) "Don't ya recognize me? I used to play bass for Spinal Tap."

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by Megs on 2004-05-18 12:07:14  |  Reply to this

24. Do you work for the post office? Because I could have sworn you were checking out my package. 25. I'm not the most attractive guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 26. Are you Jamaican? Because Jamaican me crazy! (cheesy, I know!) 27. I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle. 28. If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second. (How to get a great big slap after the lass works out what u mean!) 29. There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name. (Classic) 30. You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20. (TWISTED!) 31. You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise! 32. You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast. Hope these get you a bit further on your almighty quest to reach 1001!!!!! By the way, if anyone gets bored try my little joke pick-up thing and see if you can get it to work - make eye contact with a girl, then mime casting a fishing line and reeling her in! If it works then good on ya!!!

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by Bri on 2004-05-19 07:27:48  |  Reply to this
	Guys are really really desperate just a bit, like one time this guy said to me " Gee thats a nice set of legs, when do they open?" he was really cute though.

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by Horseman#5 on 2004-05-20 03:27:46  |  Reply to this
	i can't believe no one's gone fore 34) did it hurt? (did what hurt?) when you fell down from heaven! i got some more 35) (she asks)'do you have the time?' (you reply) 'do you have the energy' 36)i'm on weight watchers, and i need to clock up some exercise points, you look like you might be pretty lively in bed! we'll get to 1001 eventually...

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by liss and JafFa on 2004-06-01 09:53:27  |  Reply to this

37)i've lost my teddy, can i cuddle you tonight instead? 38) I've lost my munber, can i borrow yours? 39)god must be lonely because your a star angel straight from heaven 40)that top looks really nice on you, but it would look better on my bedroom floor! 41)my neck, my back lick my... just like that 42)Have you got a map for your body, coz im lost in your eyes! 43)you must be a football coach the way ure playin the field 44) roses are red violets are blue there is no flower more pressious then u! 45)i like fast rides. hope this gets you closer to 1001

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by me on 2004-07-09 03:24:11  |  Reply to this
	I h8 u now fuk off

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by Ramathorne on 2004-07-11 02:36:16  |  Reply to this
	"I have a tiny penis and a premature ejaculation problem... but I'm still willing to try..."

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by I.D on 2004-11-12 06:21:31  |  Reply to this
	"You have such beauitful skin...and so much of it!

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by I.D on 2004-12-03 00:37:56  |  Reply to this
	"Do you ever thing of me when your having sex with your brother"

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by joey bagadoughnuts on 2004-12-09 17:25:35  |  Reply to this
	hey cutie, lets make babies

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by I.D on 2004-12-10 05:36:59  |  Reply to this
	"Are you a nurse?..I've got something stuck in mg zip..arrr!

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by I.D on 2005-04-16 01:07:26  |  Reply to this
	"Honestly,Iam a leabian."

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by I.D on 2005-04-16 01:16:13  |  Reply to this
	"Is there an airport nearby, or did my heart just take off." That one sends a shiver down my spine.

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by I.D on 2005-05-14 01:25:26  |  Reply to this
	"you can call me Cockcandy."

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by I.D on 2005-05-14 01:31:30  |  Reply to this
	I got the last one a bit wrong. It should read: "Can I call you Cockcandy."...Phew!

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by I.D on 2006-08-11 07:03:05  |  Reply to this
	I love a woman who can take a good punvch.

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by Joe on 2006-12-05 09:31:43  |  Reply to this
	Happy holidays, my dear. I hope the Christmas season is shaping up for you. God knows, you certainly have a good shape.

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by Miss Murder on 2007-03-24 13:48:37  |  Reply to this

Guy: can i tell you a story? Girl: sure Guy: let me see your hand. [Guy takes Girls hand] Guy:Okay, there is a river [trace river on girls hand] Guy: there is a little bunny on one side, and his mama is on the other side... but the little bunny cant get back over to his mama, so he trys going around the river... but it takes too long. Bunny tries going across the river, and bunny goes glub glub glub. Bunny cant get across the river. *use puppy eyes here for effect* Girl: is that all of the story Guy: yes. Girl: what was the point of that Guy: i needed an excuse to hold your hand ... hey, i fell for it...

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by zach the man..,.. chika-ski-paaaa on 2007-05-30 13:57:25  |  Reply to this
	i no 1 its... i no 2 things that are better fitting togather than pen & papper...my big long ?:".exsploited deleded?:".and your raw fine one of a kind ?:".exsploited deleded?:".

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by PirateQueen86 on 2007-09-25 15:50:20  |  Reply to this
	Are you Greek? Because you put Aphrodite to shame.

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by Z on 2007-12-27 19:10:11  |  Reply to this
	hmm.. i can see how 98% of these wouldn't work at all. i especially like the one "do you think of me when you have sex with your brother?" let's see what i can add. I'd break up with my cousin to date you! (for all you down south)

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by Z on 2008-01-04 19:31:48  |  Reply to this
	umm wow, you wouldn't think this would work but this was a line that started a fabulous time of making out. the line was, "i know someone who is half deaf"

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by I.D on 2008-01-13 05:01:14  |  Reply to this
	Do you want to came back to my place,I've got a ramp for your wheelchair

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by I.D on 2008-01-14 04:11:24  |  Reply to this
	I just love a woman with a glass eye

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by I.D on 2008-01-14 04:17:51  |  Reply to this
	I can afford to pay for two bus fares back to my place

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by [no name] on 2008-01-15 11:04:41  |  Reply to this
	Your face looks familiar how long have you had it?

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by [no name] on 2008-01-27 11:57:34  |  Reply to this
	The school bus called and said that I should give you a ride because they were running late.

Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by [no name] on 2008-05-19 12:32:23  |  Reply to this
	Well umm... this is a really horrible one but hey, this is for horrible pick ups. here it is, the guy says, "If I were to re-arange the alphabet, I would put U and I together"