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Re: Hey Brits! by Ferrit on 2004-05-17 13:33:57

My house is technically clean. I vac and wash up etc quite well and suchwhat. However, the living room has attained an odour all of its own, which seems to be eminating from the side of the fridge. Not in it. The yellowy film on the veg rack has been classified harmless and has been left to its own devices. It smells like poo. I don't like it. I think its the lingering ghost of some shoes. The toilet, of course, smells like wee. Its 'back to childhood basic words week' here at 49.

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Re: Re: Hey Brits! by Kid on 2004-05-18 08:31:08  |  Reply to this

The side of the fridge? That'll be something that's slithered out the microwave, mate. Get it sorted. Tomorrow is Big Wednesday, after all. Re: Re: Re: Hey Brits! by Ferrit on 2004-05-20 16:19:57  |  Reply to this   Slithered its way out of Satan's bowels more like. The smell has dissipated now, but I'm worried about the leftovers in the fridge. Stil got that maionnaise. Not only is it spelt wrong, its about three months past being good. I fear sentience.