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Hey Brits! by d.- on 2004-05-16 13:38:54

How clean is your house?

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Re: Hey Brits! by Kid on 2004-05-17 01:19:14  |  Reply to this

The house is clean, but my room has crap (not literally) all over the floor. You spend far too much time watching imported television - and you've not reported on whether you liked the Office or not. Any other odd British shows you get? I know its a two way process too. I saw some of Newlyweds the other day. Heavens above, that programme is terrible. I couldn't stomach more than, say, 5 minutes. I'm trying to think of something else that might wing its putrid way over the sea....I know you got Pop Idol (American Idol to you, you even got the irritatingly omnipresent Simon Cowell with it). Now, if we could arrange live cricket, then America would gain a lot of charm for me. Tee hee. Re: Re: Hey Brits! by d.- on 2004-05-17 13:53:22  |  Reply to this   Hey -- we don't get the show over here, but in the last few days they've been showing clips from YOUR show OVER THERE on an enfotainment show here and shite! is that some nasty-ass stuff. I guess those two women are coming here to do the show... an I guarantee they'll find what they're looking for!! Dirt and filth are the same everywhere I believe one of them said -- Although here, in the states, I think the children would be removed from the home by Child Protective Services because they would be considered endangered. We have other shows which portray this scenario. It's called: COPS. Re: Re: Re: Hey Brits! by Kid on 2004-05-18 02:29:42  |  Reply to this   You have shows showing kids being taken away because their lives are endangered? Cool. No, I think they're mostly student houses, and other 'non-kid' abodes. People tend to go all germ paranoid when they become parents....its to their credit.

Re: Hey Brits! by Ferrit on 2004-05-17 13:33:57  |  Reply to this

My house is technically clean. I vac and wash up etc quite well and suchwhat. However, the living room has attained an odour all of its own, which seems to be eminating from the side of the fridge. Not in it. The yellowy film on the veg rack has been classified harmless and has been left to its own devices. It smells like poo. I don't like it. I think its the lingering ghost of some shoes. The toilet, of course, smells like wee. Its 'back to childhood basic words week' here at 49. Re: Re: Hey Brits! by Kid on 2004-05-18 08:31:08  |  Reply to this   The side of the fridge? That'll be something that's slithered out the microwave, mate. Get it sorted. Tomorrow is Big Wednesday, after all. Re: Re: Re: Hey Brits! by Ferrit on 2004-05-20 16:19:57  |  Reply to this   Slithered its way out of Satan's bowels more like. The smell has dissipated now, but I'm worried about the leftovers in the fridge. Stil got that maionnaise. Not only is it spelt wrong, its about three months past being good. I fear sentience.

Re: Hey Brits! by Kid is a retard on 2004-05-27 20:43:07  |  Reply to this

I hate kid and Americans. He is a loser. Re: Re: Hey Brits! by Kid on 2004-05-27 21:52:14  |  Reply to this   That's fair, but I can't help thinking I don't warrant such bile. I mean, really, what did I do wrong? Re: Re: Re: Hey Brits! by Ferrit on 2004-05-28 09:25:53  |  Reply to this   Maybe its that guy who tried to sue you, out for blood? I mean, to be fair, this here fella seems to be hunting you down via your threads which is grounds for worry.