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Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Blame Canada on 1999-08-10 00:23:08

I took a huge dump this morning and I blamed Canada.

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Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by tommie on 1999-08-10 02:48:06  |  Reply to this
	BC, you should visit http://home.golden.net/~cmkerr/ This is by no means an endorsement. I'll bet there's an interesting story behind your Canadian disposition. Would you be willing to share it?

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by baaaaaaa on 1999-08-10 11:42:50  |  Reply to this
	I was unable to form an opinion while listening to the news today. I blame Canada.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Another Xenophile on 1999-08-11 00:35:12  |  Reply to this
	This morning on my way to work it started raining and I got stuck in traffic. I blame Canada.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Another Xenophile on 1999-08-11 00:35:22  |  Reply to this
	This morning on my way to work it started raining and I got stuck in traffic. I blame Canada.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by taco belle on 1999-08-11 01:54:05  |  Reply to this
	Este manana se me olvido mi nombre. Reprendo Canada.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Buford Furrow on 1999-08-11 03:32:43  |  Reply to this
	I had a really hectic day yesterday. I blame Canada.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by A Weary Traveler on 1999-08-12 23:19:58  |  Reply to this
	Rental cars are way too expensive. I blame Canada.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Italian Stallion on 1999-08-13 05:57:52  |  Reply to this
	The condom broke. I blame Canada.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by A Matriotic Middle North American on 1999-08-13 06:56:41  |  Reply to this
	My stomach hurts and I keep feeling like I have to take a dump, but then I don't really. I blame Canada.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by John Q. Public on 1999-08-16 09:11:02  |  Reply to this
	I drank way too much last night and this morning my tummy hurt. I blame Canada.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Blame Canada on 1999-08-17 04:54:26  |  Reply to this

It's that time of year again! Latest Darwin Award nominees. (The Darwin award is for those individuals who contribute to the survival of the fittest by eliminating themselves from the gene pool in the most creative fashion before they have a chance to breed.) Not surprisingly, this year's biggest winners were CANADIANS!!!!! To wit: **A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply because he had no money to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the fireplace in his house. The resulting explosion and fire burned his house down, killing both him and his sister. **Telephone relay company night watchman Edward Baker, 31, was killed early Christmas morning by excessive microwave radiation exposure. He was apparently attempting to keep warm next to a telecommunications feed-horn. Baker had been suspended on a safety violation once last year, according to Northern Manitoba Signal Relay spokesperson Tanya Cooke. She noted that Baker's earlier infraction was for defeating a safety shut-off switch and entering a restricted maintenance catwalk in order to stand in front of the microwave dish. He had told coworkers that it was the only way he could stay warm during his twelve-hour shift at the station, where winter temperatures often dip to forty below zero. Microwaves can heat water molecules within human tissue in the same way that they heat food in microwave ovens. For his Christmas shift, Baker reportedly brought a twelve pack of beer and a plastic lawn chair, which he positioned directly in line with the strongest microwave beam. Baker had not been told about a tenfold boost in microwave power planned that night to handle the anticipated increase in holiday long-distance calling traffic. Baker's body was discovered by the daytime watchman, John Burns, who was greeted by an odor he mistook for a Christmas roast he thought Baker must have prepared as a surprise. Burns also reported to NMSR company officials that Baker's unfinished beers had exploded.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Blame Canada on 1999-08-17 07:50:48  |  Reply to this
	That last post was WAY too long. I blame Canada.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Oh The Humanbity on 1999-08-17 08:14:39  |  Reply to this
	Only a Canadian would microwave perfectly good beer.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Paulie on 1999-08-18 03:18:25  |  Reply to this
	Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean. I blame Canada.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by God on 1999-08-18 05:07:16  |  Reply to this
	This planet it half baked. I blame Canada.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by tommie on 1999-08-18 06:21:14  |  Reply to this
	Jesus! God can't write sentences either?? I blame Canada!

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Body Snatcher on 1999-08-19 20:30:15  |  Reply to this
	I can't sleep. I blame Canada.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Mallory on 1999-08-20 02:55:24  |  Reply to this
	This morning I went to Jamba Juice and they got my order wrong. I blame Canada.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by The Vole Story on 1999-08-20 08:16:20  |  Reply to this
	I overslept this morning and missed my doctor's appointment and got in late to work and my shoe is broken. I blame Canada.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Janine / Val on 1999-08-20 09:47:21  |  Reply to this
	Those damn boy bands are taking over the radio. I blame Canada.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Mo Tea on 1999-08-23 22:10:56  |  Reply to this
	Too many fatal errors. I blame Canada.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Amelia on 1999-08-24 00:53:21  |  Reply to this
	Airlines have no respect for their passengers. I blame Canada.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Pope John-Paul on 1999-08-24 15:39:54  |  Reply to this
	I got caught fucking a 15 year old alter boy. I blame Canada.........and Mexico.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by N. D. Gestion on 1999-08-27 09:32:55  |  Reply to this
	Everyone is being a friggin moron and freaking out because all the things that THEY didn't have time to do can't be done now because I have the temerity to not make their every wish the highest priority in my life. I blame Canada.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Amelia on 1999-08-27 23:40:57  |  Reply to this

Tommie has not posted for days. What happened to him? Naturally, I blame Canada. Re: Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by tommie on 1999-08-28 01:46:34  |  Reply to this   mmm, yes... i've been to kansas city (actually, ottawa, ks) for the week on business. i did bring my laptop so's i could make some worm nerd entries. whoa! i found the coolest place... one afternoon i drove to routel (? sp) kanasas and went to a junk yard. it was an aircraft junk yard! acres and acres! they let me wander around in there. it was awesome! i had two hours to look/climb around. incredible!

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Blame Canada on 1999-09-04 01:28:40  |  Reply to this
	I saw too many neon colors and mullets at the Denver airport. I blame Canada.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Bruce Jacob Bruce on 1999-09-04 01:29:31  |  Reply to this
	Fat man in a little coat. I blame Canada.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Garrett on 1999-09-07 07:54:16  |  Reply to this
	Today I went to Safeway and was shocked at the high price of milk. I blame Canada.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Amber on 1999-09-07 07:56:04  |  Reply to this
	A substance resembling blood appeared in my panties this morning. I blame Canada.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Prime Minister HA-HA on 1999-09-08 07:08:46  |  Reply to this
	eat shit! ten million flies can"t be wrong. i flame mexico.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by DUDLEY DOO-RIGHT on 1999-09-08 07:11:59  |  Reply to this
	You people are all syphiletic imbeciles. I blame Canada. Mountie THIS!

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Miss Fitness on 1999-09-08 07:34:17  |  Reply to this
	You can't spell! I blame Canada.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Chester from Milwaukee on 1999-09-08 07:53:17  |  Reply to this
	There are too many stoopid goof-balls on this list. I blame your Mothers.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Striking a blow for parents everywhere on 1999-09-08 22:58:49  |  Reply to this
	Listen, you stoopid idiot: The fathers share at least equally in that blame.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Brock on 1999-09-09 01:04:22  |  Reply to this
	BIG woman, tiny bekini. I blame Canadian beer.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Blame Canada on 1999-09-10 07:29:54  |  Reply to this
	Female moustaches. I blame Canada.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Kim on 1999-09-10 07:31:49  |  Reply to this
	G'day! Tater is in Australia having a great time and we're stuck back here. Put another Canadian on the barbie!

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Gogglez on 1999-09-11 14:18:47  |  Reply to this
	All these hot chicks won't leave me alone, they keep saying they want me to go to these stupid parties with them and they keep trying to pick me up and stuff. I blame cana- wait a second...

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by President George Bush, Junior (Coke nose) on 1999-09-13 05:40:12  |  Reply to this
	Why don't you take responsibility and BLAME.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................yourselfs!

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by George Bush, JR. on 1999-09-13 05:42:25  |  Reply to this
	Yourselfs! Re: Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by kurt cobain on 2001-03-07 12:25:02  |  Reply to this   you're the president and i'm dead. i blame canada.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Pissed Off on 1999-09-13 12:08:32  |  Reply to this
	Hotel rooms near Government Center in Boston are all at least $300 per night, if you can even get a reservation. I blame Canada.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Kyle's Mom on 1999-09-13 13:30:18  |  Reply to this
	Ever notice how stupidity and the upper case go hand in, er, hand? Where do these people come from, and why don't they go back there? I blame Canada.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Father Tommie on 1999-09-13 14:36:09  |  Reply to this
	Hand in hand will make you go blind. I blame Canada.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by BIG RED ROOSTER on 1999-09-14 10:34:06  |  Reply to this
	kyle's mom gives good rim-jobs. i blame canada!

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Canada is shit. on 1999-09-15 01:00:01  |  Reply to this

My cat died and I blame Canada. Re: Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by [no name] on 1999-09-15 01:03:57  |  Reply to this   Hell, I was walking to school the other dy, and some guy poured milk all over my pants, and for one whole day, people called me Creamy Pants. Thy still do, and for that, I BLAME CANADA!!!!!!!!!!! Re: Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Del P on 1999-09-15 01:04:15  |  Reply to this   Hell, I was walking to school the other dy, and some guy poured milk all over my pants, and for one whole day, people called me Creamy Pants. Thy still do, and for that, I BLAME CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Del P on 1999-09-15 01:06:39  |  Reply to this
	Hell, I was alking to school th other day, and some guy walked up to me and poured milk all over my pants. The whole day, people called me CREAMY PANTS, and they still do. For the rest of my schooling, i shall be known as CREAMY PANTS, and for that, I BLAME CANADA!!!!!!!

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by I hate spicy food on 1999-09-15 01:07:23  |  Reply to this
	All of this week I've had a throbbing pain in my right hand.Clearly I blame Canada. Also, I have a friend with a hairstyle he got from a tramp. I blame Canada on his behalf.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Del P on 1999-09-15 01:10:30  |  Reply to this
	Celine Dions existance is totally due to CANADA. - No, shes french, Celine Dion. - Hell, shes Canadian, Geeze you are SOOO RETARDED! This conversation was brought to you by CANADA. Thanks a lot!

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Greencard Whore on 1999-09-15 08:36:49  |  Reply to this
	I worked until three in the morning yesterday. I have a sore throat and I'm exhausted. I must fly to NY tomorrow for a mere 12 hours, and am afraid that Hurricane Floyd will cause massive delays. If this happens, I will most certainly find a way to blame Canada. Keep you posted.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Mick form Iowa on 1999-09-15 19:41:14  |  Reply to this
	People are talking about my penis. I blame Canada. And hey Pedro, the knife hurts, the blood seeps, my eyes water. Water and blood, red and white. I blame Canada.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Stewage on 1999-09-15 23:57:25  |  Reply to this
	I found your turd this morning, (I work in sewage) and it was Canada coloured. Blame Canada is a Canadian

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by BING (with accompanied slap on the ass) on 1999-09-16 06:54:24  |  Reply to this
	So I walk in to the bol dOr, and ask Ledge for a chocolate crepe. What the hell? theyre out of chocolate, and a canadian girl is in the place at the same time - what is it coincidence! I think not, my friend. I BLAME CANADA, coz it aint gunna be Ledges fault. be reasonable! He the MAN!

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Canadian are Dump-Wads and Kyles Mother sucks Clintons' pecker on 1999-09-16 07:38:46  |  Reply to this
	The average IQ of a Canadian is 50 (moron).

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Washingon Foreskins on 1999-09-16 22:44:38  |  Reply to this
	I blame Canada for people like Tommie ruining the site, by talking of us schoolkids (braindead - as you calld us) ruining the place. It you, potato head, not me! WF

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Chandler on 1999-09-16 22:45:46  |  Reply to this
	I blame Canada for the births of so many little dicks as there are on the site. And no, don't refer back to James.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Amelia on 1999-09-17 08:27:57  |  Reply to this

Merely choosing Chandler Bing as an identity should be enough to make us recognize the intellectual level at work here. Have you ever actually watched Friends??? Do you realize that Chandler is the butt of jokes??? Of course, you seem to be seeking the same type of scorn for yourself, mr. Chandler-Bing-Wannabe. Naturally, I blame Canada. Re: Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Foag E. Harumph on 1999-09-17 13:53:28  |  Reply to this   Oh, it's a TV thing. Over my head. Kids today, with their moving pictures and electric gramophones.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Taco Bell Talking Chihuahau on 1999-09-19 16:48:08  |  Reply to this
	Chinga tu Madre, Gringos! Mucho blama Canada.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Blame Canada on 1999-09-21 03:27:37  |  Reply to this
	Egads. The National Enquirer now has it's own television show. I blame Canada.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Amelia on 1999-09-22 03:56:55  |  Reply to this
	Oy! The server has experienced another time warp! I could blame Canada. But I am going to blame Chandler and/or Bing. Because I can.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Acid Rain Lover on 1999-09-22 09:10:39  |  Reply to this
	Ronald Reagan sucked! I blame Canada

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Mr. Crisco, fizz ed. teacher at Wanker Jr. High on 1999-09-22 19:24:27  |  Reply to this

Do a push up Oprah and you know what's worse than your mammy pickin' cotton??? Peter Jennings is a CANADIAN, I blame his snotty assed, hypocritical Jeans...er what'd Pedro Grande (from Mexico, no dowbt) say? Jennings dissed the Prez of the US and you ALL fell for it! YOU BOUGHT A CANADIAN HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUT"S, WHOOSE BEEN MARRIED 5 TImES, To teenaged girls, bullcrap. Suckers! He sat there and dissed your President and you were so slug-washed by the hype that you bought it. Oh, I looked it up, Pedro Grande means BIG PETER in Spanish. Now go back to Ricki fat ass Lake and give me the 5 o'clock news, not the Jennings Canadian cross-dresser, homewrecker announcements..... Hey Montel, you can certainly stop wearing the eye-make up. We already know about you,....GUY! And Dolly Parton shouldn't fart in a cab, she might blow off her cocaine and get fat and ugly.......

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Tetra Grammaton on 1999-09-23 05:17:47  |  Reply to this
	Overactive young boys are talking way too much. I blame Canada.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by tommie on 1999-09-23 08:19:03  |  Reply to this
	eschew obfuscation

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Of Canadian Descent on 1999-10-28 01:22:01  |  Reply to this

Hail Alberta! Hail B.C.! Hail Manitoba! Hail Saskatchewan! Hail to the other provinces I can't think of right now! Hail all things and all people north of the 45th parallel, and all things south of Alaska! Let there be Canadian currency flowing through your pockets! Let Canadian maple syrup flow through your veins (including your main one). I am happy, I am educated (to the degree that makes me happy), and I am Canadian (or at least my mother is). For all this, I BLAME MOTHER CANADA!!!

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Du Steene on 1999-11-02 05:27:15  |  Reply to this
	When Canada is dead and gone, There'll be no more Celine Dion(WOOOOOOOOOO)!

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by I am Canadian!!! on 1999-12-06 01:55:41  |  Reply to this

All you americans can suck my Pedro Grande!! Canada rules, and if you don't like this, blame Mexico!!! Re: Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Americana on 1999-12-06 23:00:59  |  Reply to this   Can you say "overcompensation"? This fellow is trying way too hard. NATURALLY he is Canadian. I blame the mothers and fathers of Canada. Re: Re: Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by YXL-PLK The Demented One on 1999-12-28 20:23:30  |  Reply to this   The Maritimes suck so I blame Canada!+ When I buy American made stuff and its broke I blame Canada to

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by turnip on 1999-12-29 12:44:55  |  Reply to this
	This morning I hurt my knee playing volleyball. I blame Canada.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by booger on 2000-01-27 12:55:13  |  Reply to this
	boogers are tasty. except canadien boogers.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Mother's Little Yelper on 2000-01-29 22:42:46  |  Reply to this
	Tater can't wake up in time to go to a movie. Is that really Canada's fault?

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Wash It! on 2000-01-30 02:52:59  |  Reply to this

I met a guy called Keith this weekend. He really was a bit of a nob, and proceded to tell me about his wife, daughters, nephews etc. I was on the train 40 minutes while he bored me about his motives of shaving his facial hair, in thinking that it would improve the amount of pubic hair he grew...What a nob. Though this demented ass-h*le was not canadian, i clearly blame canada for his totally pointless existance. Lucid Sod!

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Amelia on 2000-02-04 04:16:57  |  Reply to this
	The server is rejecting my Worm Nerd entries. I blame Canada.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Sugoi on 2000-02-04 04:37:23  |  Reply to this
	I was unable to correct my WORM NERD entries last night, or enter today. Who do I blame? Canada!

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Sugoi on 2000-02-04 04:39:16  |  Reply to this
	I also don't have a static IP. I blame Canada.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Amelia on 2000-03-23 03:15:23  |  Reply to this
	Ahah!!! Atlast, 1: http://www.salon.com/people/feature/2000/03/23/blamecanada/index.html this explains everything!

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by sirius black on 2000-03-23 05:14:31  |  Reply to this
	everyone is Blaming Canada. i hold Canada totally responsible. Re: Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by [no name] on 2000-04-06 13:15:00  |  Reply to this   Finally, people wake up and see the truth!! Canada killed JFK, Lincoln, and the three astronauts in Apollo 1. Someone threw a juice box at me at school today. He was under the influence of the Canadians.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Fucko The Klown on 2000-05-29 08:56:21  |  Reply to this
	I couldn't wash the blood out of my klown suit. I blame Canada.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Kid Vid2 on 2000-06-01 11:44:56  |  Reply to this
	I was killed by the big spike they put on that tower in Kanada just so they could say it was tall when all they did was cheat. I blame Canada.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Canada Boy on 2000-06-13 13:56:21  |  Reply to this

You people have nothing better to do? Blaming Canada for take a huge dump, you condom breaking, rental car prices being too high? Get a life. If Canada wasn't around then you would have hockey, basketball, GOOD beer, and even if hockey was invented still then all the players would suck! All good hockey players come from Canada, Wayne Gretzky, Bobby Hull, Jonny Bower, Jason Arnott, (who scored the winning goal in the Stanley Cup Finals), and all the other greats of hockey. So really CANADA RULES!!!! Re: Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by J.L.W. on 2001-03-07 12:36:36  |  Reply to this   okay, first off, you're an idiot. if you're trying to make yourself or your country sound at least half way intelligent, you should take the time to try and spell things correctly or make whatever in the hell you were trying to say back there make sense.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by tommie on 2000-06-14 13:28:24  |  Reply to this
	What an affirmation!

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Smarty Slice on 2000-06-14 20:58:02  |  Reply to this
	My car got towed. I blame canada!

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by bombor on 2000-06-19 06:59:28  |  Reply to this
	micro$hit bought out bungie software, I blame Canada.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Kid. on 2000-12-06 15:03:40  |  Reply to this
	I have too much time on my hands. So much so that I could do a brief resumé of my life so far, lasting around 2000 pages. I won't, because it would bore people. I blame Canada.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by shlong on 2000-12-07 00:50:54  |  Reply to this

i saw a Charlie Dimock calender in HMV the other day, i blame canada Re: Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Kid. on 2000-12-07 01:08:11  |  Reply to this   You were in HMV the other day? Presumably to buy the Gorillaz & Finley Quaye singles....if not, I'm afraid I have to Blame Canada. By the way, some people are attracted to Charlie Dimmock - I'm not one of them, depraved people that they are, but they are out there. I Blame Canada. Re: Re: Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Wash on 2000-12-07 04:21:49  |  Reply to this   Could she BE more minging? However, my dad and his mates love the crazy bitch! Whats going on there, then? Slapper! I gotta Blame Canada! Re: Re: Re: Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by shlong on 2000-12-07 04:46:49  |  Reply to this   Whats a ginger curley haired wench, not wearing a bra, doing being a sex symbol... i blame canada

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by All American girl on 2001-02-13 13:28:38  |  Reply to this
	California buys some electricity from Canada. Fine. But then all the Canadians come here during winter season and increase usage and rates! I DEFINITELY BLAME CANADA AND ALL IT'S INHABITANTS!!

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Amelia on 2001-02-15 03:29:20  |  Reply to this
	My Valentine flowers were not delivered before I left work for the day. I'm tempted to blame the Anna Kournikova virus, but it's easier to just BLAME CANADA.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Kid. on 2001-02-15 03:39:30  |  Reply to this
	Anna Kournikova? A virus? Well, there you go. When you least expect it something like that happens. In addition, no-one sent me any kind of Valentine message or showed me any form of love. I blame Canada. It is important that I am not blamed for being an ignorant stoner bum.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Amelia on 2001-02-16 09:18:14  |  Reply to this
	Well they did come the next day, flanked by a heart-shaped box of chocolates and a stuffed animal of indeterminate species (office votes are evenly split between bear and cat). I believe the florist's customer service rep will never be quite the same after the earful he got from my Valentine....

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Wash! on 2001-02-20 08:30:28  |  Reply to this
	Me and Kid once had a discussion: "Fat girls running: Why?" Well today I saw a hot girl running: Oahh yeah! The fact that this doesnt not happen every time im riding my bike can only be put down to the pure, utter ignorance of Canada! I blame Canada!

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Wash! on 2001-02-20 08:32:08  |  Reply to this
	Woah! 100 entries for one topic. Canada really sucks ass. Also the delete button on my keyboard is screwed, so every time i want to delete one letter, it gets stuck and deleted the whole f*ckin entry. This is the third time of entry! BLAME CANADA!

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Kid. on 2001-02-21 01:08:17  |  Reply to this

I'd like to claim it was 'Fat People Running; Why?' and re-iterate the question. Re: Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Ho Slappin Howie on 2001-05-08 10:09:53  |  Reply to this   Damn crows keep on dying.......I blame Canada! Re: Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Ho Slappin Howie on 2001-05-08 10:10:11  |  Reply to this   Damn crows keep on dying.......I blame Canada! Re: Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Ho Slappin Howie on 2001-05-08 10:10:41  |  Reply to this   Damn crows keep on dying.......I blame Canada!

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by ditto on 2001-03-02 13:33:13  |  Reply to this
	It's schlongs birthday today! I blame Canada!

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Teknophyle on 2001-08-15 23:44:18  |  Reply to this
	Someone stole my little brother's bike last night. I'm almost positive he/she was Canadian.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by A Patriotic American on 2002-02-24 19:49:34  |  Reply to this
	The US economy is moving again, The days are getting longer, The Canadians won an excellent bunch of Olympic hockey, There is a great and excellent future of prosperity for The United States and the world, Kids in The Hall reruns still kick ass on Comedy Central, Mexico is awesome, There will be more Austin Powers movies, For all this, I praise Canada.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by i totally blame canada for this!! on 2003-01-20 22:36:02  |  Reply to this

I was watching T.V last night, and it was the CANADIAN show UnderGRADS...the little boy on the show kept crying "I pee blood!"..after that shit was over, I went to bed and got up to find my period had just started all over my new dry clean-only white blankets... I went to get some pads...we had none, so i went to but on some black pants, all of them were in the wash..so i had to wear white blood stained clothes to the store to buy pads.... I put them on and washed my pants... I blame canada!

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Wash! on 2003-01-23 13:00:10  |  Reply to this

This mate of mine in France, his dad used to play football (soccer) for a team in League 2 - the second division in national professional football! I was well impressed on hearing this!!! However, his career ended when he started peeing blood (ahh, there's the link, i hear ya say). A great shame. Anyway, i saw him at a game a couple of weeks ago, and he pretty much told me that the main reason for this sad end to his career, was... Canada! Well, at least that's what I understood.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Wash! on 2003-01-23 13:01:03  |  Reply to this
	Tebbutt: ...I blame Canada! Re: Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Wash! on 2003-01-23 13:01:46  |  Reply to this   This reply: ... Canada's fault!

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Wash! on 2003-03-14 14:07:08  |  Reply to this

Someone joined the community yesterday! I blame.... nah, only kiddin, Lude. Welcome! We talk a bit about everything here, its great! And i'm not afraid to say it: I love PDC! PS: Don't take offence to the Canadian gags. Its ALL in good humour...right? Re: Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Lude Boy on 2003-03-14 14:39:17  |  Reply to this   Wash!... trust me.. i fake hate Canada as much as the next guy. and thanks for the welcome.. you guys are hilarious .. adn just as a side note.. i cant' type OR spell.. so yea....

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Lude Boy on 2003-03-14 14:32:40  |  Reply to this
	i have to live in Canada. I blame Canada.

Re: Join Me in Blaming Canada! by Brock on 2005-06-03 02:21:12  |  Reply to this
	But I'm going to school there... Can I blame a Canadian?