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root: Annex Canada, Mexico, New Zealand and Australia?

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Re: Re: Re: Annex Canada, Mexico, New Zealand and Australia? by Matt on 2005-09-15 08:20:07

I agree, I'm a Canadian that sure wouldn't mind US citizenship. I'd like to travel to the Florida Keys wihtout having to pass an annoying border. However, I do have a number of requests if invasion were to occur: 1) Winnipeg and Quebec City get NHL Teams again - Final! 2) All beer in Canada AND America have to be at least 5% (I don't think anyone will argue with this). 3) Ok, this is just an idea but I think it would be neat to have maple leafs instead of stars.. or mayb ejust one big maple leaf in the upper left hand corner of the flag. Besides, it's easier to associate nationalism with one defining symbol than several stars and stripes anyways, get with the program America! 4) The Democractic Party maintains its headquarters in Toronto, since we'd mostly vote Democrat anyways. 5) You guys leave all the winter sports to us, and we'll leave the rest to you, seems fair to me. 6) Take French off of English Canada's signs and labels, and we have ourselves a deal! If you guys follow those six rules, I don't think there's a single CAnadian that would avoid invasion.. in fact, more would probably fight for it. But remember the beer rule if nothing else passes! Canadians sure woudln't mind paying less taxes, but if you take our beer away we will revolt so badly, it'll make Vietnam look like Grenada.

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