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Re: Re: Moans and groans by Shlong on 2001-10-10 00:08:11

Unlucky fella, me and three other guys (two whome you know), got caught by the bacon tipping a car on to its roof. They took all our details, but after a minimum of two weeks of shitting it, nothing happened. The fear the morning after the 'incident' was puishment enough.

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Re: Re: Re: Moans and groans by Wash! on 2001-10-10 06:13:12  |  Reply to this

Why ARE cars such attractive targets after a few bevvies. Its not the first time of incidents aimed at vehicles in a drunken state. I remember me and a mate simultaneausly pissing on a car (one at the front, one at the back), and then entering it and filling it with advertisements for a nightclub! But how you got away without even a £20 fine for tipping it on its roof i will never know. So enlighten us, who were the other two culprits we know. At least give us a clue! Re: Re: Re: Re: Moans and groans by shlong on 2001-10-13 10:11:00  |  Reply to this   So true about cars being attratcive targets, many a wind screen wiper has fallen off whilst in my hand, not to mention one or two wing mirrors. How we got away Scot free... I shall never know, too much ppaper work for some lazy (mind block on spelling lazie, laisy, lazy?? Dunno) ass copper. The two other culprits were... a Mr.Breed of wild dog, and a Mr.Sounds like onion. Lets see what you can make from them clues. Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Moans and groans by Kid. on 2001-10-13 17:11:39  |  Reply to this   Mr. German Shepherd and Mr. Bunion. The legendary Kirklees hellraisers. It wasn't our Happy Hardcore loving friend James, was it? (The first one). The second. A few minutes, please. Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Moans and groans by shlong on 2001-10-15 08:32:54  |  Reply to this   you don't realise it, but you've just got both ther names, none other than Mr.James Pinnion More Trouble Than A Wounded Grasshopper In A Field O' Crows by Kid. on 2001-10-15 09:14:12  |  Reply to this   Man, I never thought Pinnion could do such a thing. He's not tall enough for a start. Re: More Trouble Than A Wounded Grasshopper In A Field O' Crows by Wash! on 2001-10-16 10:24:38  |  Reply to this   Who oh who the hell is Mr. German Shephard? I remember Mr. Shih Tzu well, but I am still confused as to the second co-culprit of this demon (but well executed) crime. Re: Re: More Trouble Than A Wounded Grasshopper In A Field O' Crows by Wash! on 2001-10-16 10:26:52  |  Reply to this   Clever play, schlong, you teaser you! Ive been sitting here for minute trying to fathem the second person. But ive finally got it. It wouldnt have been Mr Rule Fox, would it? Re: Re: Re: More Trouble Than A Wounded Grasshopper In A Field O' Crows by Wash! on 2001-10-16 10:27:12  |  Reply to this   James. Sorry. James Fox. Re: Re: Re: Re: More Trouble Than A Wounded Grasshopper In A Field O' Crows by shlong on 2001-10-18 09:23:01  |  Reply to this   T'would be. And Kid, Pinions actually a 6ft+ 'er now.... suprising isn't it. Poor lads still waiting for his balls to drop though!!! Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: More Trouble Than A Wounded Grasshopper In A Field O' Crows by Kid. on 2001-10-18 15:48:36  |  Reply to this   Six foot? Jesus H. Christ! He was, well, a dwarf last time I saw the lad. Actually no, I think he was sat down. but still. Surprising, I didn't think he had it in him. Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: More Trouble Than A Wounded Grasshopper In A Field O' Crows by shlong on 2001-10-19 09:20:32  |  Reply to this   You seen old Sid Turner recently. You probably remember him as a small pubeless twat, but hes taken the same road as pinnion, only he's gotten fatter too!!

Re: Re: Re: Moans and groans by Kid. on 2001-10-10 06:28:51  |  Reply to this
	Was one of them John Prescott? Re: Re: Re: Re: Moans and groans by Wash! on 2001-10-10 06:52:10  |  Reply to this   And the other Micah Hyde?