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Moans and groans by Wash! on 2001-10-04 03:44:11

Welcome to the sister page of 'Wishes and Whines' except here, you only have to whine, moan, and groan like two old men in the crapper. I commence...

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Re: Moans and groans by Wash! on 2001-10-04 03:49:20  |  Reply to this

Today my (Spanish) bird found out that she can NOT return to study at my university this year, after they made her do so much shit to apply for it - obviously giving the impression that her chances were good. We knew today would be the day that we found out... and it wasnt good! Sometimes life can just turn round and kick you in the bollocks, y'know? In... the... bollocks! Shes coming to stay with me for 2 weeks a week on sunday, but y'know, its 2 weeks, not 8 months! And to make things worse, I now, in 10 minutes start the first of 5 consecutive 1 hour long seminars, 2 of which i have no idea what they are talking about, the other where i have to do a presentation i havent even prepared, and the other is italian, with a girl who has the shittest hair-do in all of Kent! Dont start with me today, guys!

Re: Moans and groans by judge tommie on 2001-10-04 05:08:18  |  Reply to this

I'll only give you a 6.5 out of 10.0 for that one. Re: Re: Moans and groans by Tetra Grammaton on 2001-10-04 11:04:37  |  Reply to this   Oh come now! That's at least a 9! We're talking ill-fated international romance here. Re: Re: Re: Moans and groans by judge tommie on 2001-10-05 10:16:12  |  Reply to this   Of course you would have given him a 9, and one would only have to review the last several months of "Today" to understand why! I do suppose I should have been more sensitive, like most other guys...

Re: Moans and groans by Wash! on 2001-10-04 05:49:02  |  Reply to this

And then ive just found out my best mate down here is moving to another house, much further away to mine now. Its a lot mroe convenient for him, but he was right near the kebab shop before, and it was easier for walking back at night, and walking up in the mornings. no more pissed up walks down Eliot Footpath. And now i go to the worst 2 hours of my week, toa course called - Paris: Myth or Reality. Its bollocks! Utter bollocks! Rank me! Re: Re: Moans and groans by Kid. on 2001-10-04 08:47:08  |  Reply to this   7. Cos I enjoyed Eliot Footpath. You colud have phoned home, but no, you phoned me. Sorry. Re: Re: Moans and groans by Tetra Grammaton on 2001-10-04 11:03:41  |  Reply to this   8.5. that sounds like a short class. Q: Paris, Myth or Reality? A: Who cares?

Re: Moans and groans by Wash! on 2001-10-05 03:40:07  |  Reply to this

That just about sums up the course, Tetra! Its so bad! ANyway, as this subject seems as though it should be renamed to: Wash's Unlucky Life, Ill fill you in on the remaining details of yesterday: So I thought after all that had gone on, i deserved to get pissed, so me and two mates did so in my room, and then went up Eliot footpath and over to the student village. However, en route, in a car park, we thought it would be a good idea to walk over some cars. We did so, setting one alarm off, so we ran (like fools) and were soon surrounded by 5 policemen and a police car. Heavy, huh? If damage to the car is reported we will be fined (Job: Needed). We have been individually called for a meeting with the University master. Happy now, Tommie! I think this deserves more than a 6.5!!! Re: Re: Moans and groans by Wash! on 2001-10-05 03:54:06  |  Reply to this   cat: motionless Re: Re: Re: Moans and groans by Kid. on 2001-10-08 04:45:44  |  Reply to this   Internet: At home.

Re: Moans and groans by Wash! on 2001-10-05 05:04:14  |  Reply to this
	Well this is a fun day, waiting for an email telling me to see the College Master to get ass-raped by him! How fun!

Re: Moans and groans by judge tommie on 2001-10-05 10:20:02  |  Reply to this
	In view of the addendums to your original entry, I am willing to reevaluate my score. But I would like to hear the outcome of your last entry before doing so... this one could redefine the scale!

Re: Moans and groans by Amelia on 2001-10-06 21:11:01  |  Reply to this

Let's see... (1) I have not even got an international romance to whine about. (2) Last month I got a promotion with no raise, so now I get to supervise three times as many people without getting any more money. (3) This week I found out there is a hiring freeze, so they are not going to replace my old position, so now I get to do TWO jobs for the same salary. (4) At the quarterly meeting, they announced that we did not make our numbers for the third quarter, so they are counting primarily on the products from my now severely understaffed group to make it up before the end of the year. (5) About a half hour after this meeting, my body decided it couldn't take this anymore and I had to go throw up in the bathroom. About 4:00, I threw up in the bathroom again, just because apparently I did not get the message the first time. (6) So I am still supposed to do all of this stuff to make up the shortfall in three months full of holidays, but I already lost almost a whole day being sick. That is all.

Re: Moans and groans by Wash! on 2001-10-07 06:11:59  |  Reply to this

Thats the spirit, Amelia! At least two of us are having a rough time. To add to MY moans and groans, i drank a killer cocktail yesterday, and threw up severely outside a friends house, and then again in my friends bin, all my clothes now are stained with a red wine based vomit, and i have to walk home from my mates house to change clothes, except I have no clean clothes, so im going to have to do the washing, which i HATE, but i want to eat first, except i have no food, so i will have to buy food, except i have no money....and so on. On the bright side, my girlfriend is coming next sunday, and i havent YET been thrown out of university! Oh, and England have qualified for the World Cup - excellent :-) Re: Re: Moans and groans by Kid. on 2001-10-08 04:44:47  |  Reply to this   Screw England, fanny-banana. Bigger things are afoot. Sorry. See topic of similar name.

Re: Moans and groans by Wash! on 2001-10-09 06:02:45  |  Reply to this

A stern talking to, a £20 fine, and a letter of appology to the car owners and to security for wasting their time. Had there been any damage on either car, we would have been down to the police, and would have been made to pay for any damage, and faced a possible criminal record. Gotta go now, a class is overruling my public PC room! Bitches! More later, Wash! Re: Re: Moans and groans by Kid. on 2001-10-09 08:02:31  |  Reply to this   A-p-ology, one p. Still, you were fillin' em yesterday, so you can't be too unhappy with that. By the way, if you ring us, we've no ring, so I can't tell. Must get a new phone. Dang. Re: Re: Re: Moans and groans by Wash! on 2001-10-09 10:52:45  |  Reply to this   No ring, eh? Oh, and Microsoft Word corrected my error before you - whilst writing a letter of apology to the car owners and security officers. Sorry for the missed calls dude. I saw you ringing on one of them, and in the gym for the other. It was impossible to answer as i was in a seminar. However, it did lighten my day when i saw: HORSE-A-BIX flash on my screen. Gotta wash my underwear from yesterday and this morning now. Lovely! Re: Re: Moans and groans by Shlong on 2001-10-10 00:08:11  |  Reply to this   Unlucky fella, me and three other guys (two whome you know), got caught by the bacon tipping a car on to its roof. They took all our details, but after a minimum of two weeks of shitting it, nothing happened. The fear the morning after the 'incident' was puishment enough. Re: Re: Re: Moans and groans by Wash! on 2001-10-10 06:13:12  |  Reply to this   Why ARE cars such attractive targets after a few bevvies. Its not the first time of incidents aimed at vehicles in a drunken state. I remember me and a mate simultaneausly pissing on a car (one at the front, one at the back), and then entering it and filling it with advertisements for a nightclub! But how you got away without even a £20 fine for tipping it on its roof i will never know. So enlighten us, who were the other two culprits we know. At least give us a clue! Re: Re: Re: Re: Moans and groans by shlong on 2001-10-13 10:11:00  |  Reply to this   So true about cars being attratcive targets, many a wind screen wiper has fallen off whilst in my hand, not to mention one or two wing mirrors. How we got away Scot free... I shall never know, too much ppaper work for some lazy (mind block on spelling lazie, laisy, lazy?? Dunno) ass copper. The two other culprits were... a Mr.Breed of wild dog, and a Mr.Sounds like onion. Lets see what you can make from them clues. Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Moans and groans by Kid. on 2001-10-13 17:11:39  |  Reply to this   Mr. German Shepherd and Mr. Bunion. The legendary Kirklees hellraisers. It wasn't our Happy Hardcore loving friend James, was it? (The first one). The second. A few minutes, please. Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Moans and groans by shlong on 2001-10-15 08:32:54  |  Reply to this   you don't realise it, but you've just got both ther names, none other than Mr.James Pinnion More Trouble Than A Wounded Grasshopper In A Field O' Crows by Kid. on 2001-10-15 09:14:12  |  Reply to this   Man, I never thought Pinnion could do such a thing. He's not tall enough for a start. Re: More Trouble Than A Wounded Grasshopper In A Field O' Crows by Wash! on 2001-10-16 10:24:38  |  Reply to this   Who oh who the hell is Mr. German Shephard? I remember Mr. Shih Tzu well, but I am still confused as to the second co-culprit of this demon (but well executed) crime. Re: Re: More Trouble Than A Wounded Grasshopper In A Field O' Crows by Wash! on 2001-10-16 10:26:52  |  Reply to this   Clever play, schlong, you teaser you! Ive been sitting here for minute trying to fathem the second person. But ive finally got it. It wouldnt have been Mr Rule Fox, would it? Re: Re: Re: More Trouble Than A Wounded Grasshopper In A Field O' Crows by Wash! on 2001-10-16 10:27:12  |  Reply to this   James. Sorry. James Fox. Re: Re: Re: Re: More Trouble Than A Wounded Grasshopper In A Field O' Crows by shlong on 2001-10-18 09:23:01  |  Reply to this Re: Re: Re: Moans and groans by Kid. on 2001-10-10 06:28:51  |  Reply to this   Was one of them John Prescott? Re: Re: Re: Re: Moans and groans by Wash! on 2001-10-10 06:52:10  |  Reply to this   And the other Micah Hyde?

Re: Moans and groans by Wash! on 2001-10-10 06:18:13  |  Reply to this

Well, ive paid the fine, and applogised to the car owners and security with a written apology, and also to a nice spanish girl who i almost threw up all over saturday night. The sun is shining, i have a clean slate, and am going to celebrate tonight by getting pissed. Now who's the sexy bitch, Kid? By the way, i got an SMS from Wharton this morning, asking me if i remembered in 11F (Schlong) when we used to take the piss out of Elson sniffing? I replied: Yes!

Re: Moans and groans by d.- on 2001-10-10 12:31:27  |  Reply to this
	I FEEL LIKE CRAP!!!! -- a cold, or maybe it's the change in weather from desert summer to desert fall... or maybe it's just anthrax.

Re: Moans and groans by WasH! on 2001-10-11 06:09:41  |  Reply to this
	Ive been to the gym today and my tits are aching, not that I have tits, but, if i did, where they would be is hurting right now. Oh, and KId??? Spleeen???

No Moans And Groans From Me by Kid. on 2001-10-12 04:49:16  |  Reply to this
	OK, I'm a little weary here, I'm waiting for more music to download and PdC is the only site that'll load up, as you can see. But, as the title suggests, I'm wonderfully not unhappy. I'm not happy. I so rarely am, and that is the thing that is annoying me today. I want to be happy. Not just average. It'll come I'm sure, but I think I deserve it. Mock me, please.....

Re: Moans and groans by Tetra Grammaton on 2001-10-12 18:49:52  |  Reply to this
	Happiness == Super Deluxe Sure-Fire Acme Road Runner Trap

Re: Moans and groans by KemalCan on 2001-10-16 12:14:46  |  Reply to this

Let's try to look at the bright side of things boys and girls! You're all so down about little things. You're still breathing aren't you? You've got food, shelter? Hell, you even get to drink with friends! What more do you want? I am sick and tired of whiners, groaners and moaners. Why don't you go and do something about the situation? And if you can't do anything about it, learn to stop worrying. Jesus, you remind me of myself...

Re: Moans and groans by Tetra Grammaton on 2001-10-17 17:15:15  |  Reply to this
	I do so love people who are clueproof. What did you think a topic named 'Moans and groans' would be about, logical positivism? If you don't like it, DON'T FUCKING READ IT. Leave. Shoo. Jesus Krispy Kremes with jimmies...

Re: Moans and groans by [no name] on 2001-10-17 17:52:24  |  Reply to this
	I dunno... I don't want to look, but I have to. And speaking of Krispy Kremes, they can almost make you feel as good as their stock. Check KKD on the NYSE.

Re: Moans and groans by Amelia on 2001-10-24 17:45:05  |  Reply to this
	Wow, this is the most popular topic since Blame Canada! But, um, in the spirit of negativism, I'm sure it can't last... Re: Re: Moans and groans by Kid on 2001-10-25 01:47:05  |  Reply to this   Erm, remember that a lot of the comments are me & Wash thinking about our schhoolmates. But yes, it's been quite the topic.

Re: Moans and groans by tommie on 2001-10-25 06:00:02  |  Reply to this
	You just had to go and say that, didn't you, 'melia?

Re: Moans and groans by Amelia on 2001-10-27 04:24:44  |  Reply to this
	OK OK OK OK - what I *meant* to say is... um.... These young people today! So full of complaining! Why, when we were their age, we had to sneak into the computer lab in the middle of the night just to play Boggle on a Wang terminal!

Re: Moans and groans by Amelia on 2001-10-27 04:29:03  |  Reply to this

And another thing! The mice are back in my apartment stronger than ever. I am afraid to pull out the bookcase where they have been living. I bought two large boxes of poison yesterday. The question is, can I poison them faster than they can breed? Last year, the answer was no. This year, I shall become the Lucrezia Borgia of the rodent world. Otherwise, I shall come home from my trip last month and find them sleeping in my bed. Re: Re: Moans and groans by Kid. on 2001-10-27 05:11:04  |  Reply to this   Head hurting, tenses are mixed, aaaagh, how, how how...... "I shall come home from my trip last month and find them sleeping in my bed". Did this happen? Is it to happen, are you making it up. Geule du bois! Re: Re: Re: Moans and groans by Wash! on 2001-10-27 08:27:34  |  Reply to this   The grown ups of today should reall knew better, won't they? Re: Re: Re: Moans and groans by Amelia on 2001-10-31 02:55:33  |  Reply to this   Aaah, the young ones, they have not learned the sophistication of Time Travel. But I have sworn to use my powers only for good. For now, the mice are keeping their activities to the front room. After I spend a week in LA, we shall see if they have breached the hallway. But if it makes you feel better, you can believe that I am making it up. Mice? Aren't they a bit.... by Kid on 2001-10-31 03:47:58  |  Reply to this   ...well, not nice? Can't you get mouse traps out? Or Mouse poison down? Or are they resilient little blighters? I'm a bit worried now. We have a spider problem, but they're easily removed with water and a pan, and they live on too, once disposed of but mice; that's like another level. Re: Re: Re: Re: Moans and groans by tommie on 2001-10-31 10:19:40  |  Reply to this   Just a little note here about my WormNerd reference to Warfarin. It was discovered a century or more ago as the ingredient which caused the death of cattle that ate soured hay. Used in DeCon® and other rodent poisons, it causes fatal hemorrhage. Interestingly, it is the active ingredient in Coumadin®, one of the most widely used anticoagulant therapy medications. Tomorrow's topic: gardening. Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Moans and groans by Amelia on 2001-11-01 09:49:05  |  Reply to this   DeCon® is indeed my mouse poison of choice. I just love the ironic packaging that makes it look like a tasty wedge of cheese. I also love how it is the brand that they sell in the hardware store on my block. Interesting about the hemorrhage. I sometimes notice a little blood around the mouths of the dead ones. Yes, in the past year I have dispatched dozens of rodents. No, they don't seem to be getting the message. The mouse intelligence agency just isn't passing it on to the others that Apartment 5-A is full of little blue death pellets. Maybe I should drop some leaflets in the lobby to educate the other mice.

Re: Moans and groans by Wash! on 2001-10-27 08:29:24  |  Reply to this

I had a dream last night, in which there was a rat running around my room. I dont mind the creatures, but i was trying to get to sleep, and it wasnt easy catching it when they can walk on the ceiling, and runb at about 100mph. Fortunately, my cat was in the room, trying to catch it, doing a much better job than me. Still, Vermin: Bastards. Re: Re: Moans and groans by d.- on 2001-10-27 12:04:10  |  Reply to this   rat bastards. Re: Re: Moans and groans by Kid. on 2001-10-28 02:15:48  |  Reply to this   Are you saying that Bags caught a rat? I know you were dreaming now! He couldn't hurt a fly..... Re: Re: Re: Moans and groans by Wash! on 2001-10-29 15:48:00  |  Reply to this   This is true. However, it was a frantic black cat in my dream. Quite the anti-Bags. In fact, it was Not-Bags. (Not snotbags, man, do your remember her, on that TV program when we were kids. What was it? Oh it was Emu wasnt it! I knew a guy who used to operate an emu once. He's dead now! OH, AND TALKING OF DEATH, and pets in the DP household, Ray the fish died :-((( Very gutted, though at least it wasnt Jeff! My Thoughts Are With You. by Kid. on 2001-10-29 16:18:54  |  Reply to this   Man, I'm gutted too. 8- My Thoughts Are With You. by Kid. (Crap, my plan was a tag) on 2001-10-29 16:19:33  |  Reply to this   Man, I'm gutted too. 8-( As if I knew, though, I got Ray the plant a little friend today, a flowering tree. A solanum caspicastrum. And very nice he is too. I'm calling him Nick. After Nick, you know, on Home & Away? Any links to S.C. would be helpful; I'm no botanist, as you guys know.

Re: Moans and groans by Wash! on 2001-10-30 05:11:38  |  Reply to this

So, as predicted, Im here today! Been to London and back all before 10:30am, to take my bird to the station. Shes flying back as we speak. Man, what a putain de salaud. Why does she have to go and live in such a foreign country all the time? Gutted again. Ill be ok. Get to wear my scream mask tomorrow. Re: Re: Moans and groans by Wash! on 2001-10-30 05:22:44  |  Reply to this   Console me, people! I dont even know when or where Ill see her again. Probably Bilbao, December, but, y'know, cant be sure of anything in this crazy world! PS: KID, replacement fish will be bought today. Any name suggestions. Im going for Wilf or Zippy. Throw me some bones, guys! (No, Skiddy, dont throw Kid at me) - (harsh, but fair!) Re: Re: Re: Moans and groans by Kid. on 2001-11-01 03:55:30  |  Reply to this   Man, I was gonna ring you and say sorry, but I had problems of my own. I was, well, a bit tired. I thought she was going today; not realising that today is not Tuesday. Still, at least you're making the effort, trying to see each other. It's not got to a stage where you can't remember her face. That's when you have to start worrying. And you call everyday. It's like a cute little world you guys live in. I blame the Kent scenery. If you could call the fish Ross, I'd be much happy. Re: Re: Moans and groans by Tetra Grammaton on 2001-10-31 20:20:35  |  Reply to this   I'm trying to think of how I could console you at the horrible prospect of having to go to Bilbao to meet your girlfriend, but you know, somehow I find myself drawing a blank....

Re: Moans and groans by Wash! on 2001-11-04 06:53:01  |  Reply to this
	My mouth tastes like pure alcohol sewage, my head hurts, a lot, and every muscle in my body is stiff. Played football yesterday with a hangover, went out drinking at night and now have an even worse hangover than yesterday, with severe stiffness in the upper body and limbs. Ouch!

Re: Moans and groans by Wash! on 2001-11-09 05:50:09  |  Reply to this

Girlfriends teacher shot by terrorists! Surely thats something to moan about, no? Re: Re: Moans and groans by Kid. on 2001-11-09 06:51:24  |  Reply to this   Really? Fuck me! When? Where? Re: Re: Moans and groans by Wash! on 2001-11-09 07:18:26  |  Reply to this   Well you know ETA, the fuckers who want independance in the Basque country, well them! They also put a car bomb in Madrid the day before, but failed to kill anyone. They are wankers, i saw supporters of them when i went to Bilbao in the summer. They also tried to bomb down the tallest building in Madrid a few years ago. Bird really upset about it. Understandably. An old friends father, the doctor at our local surgry died in a car crash about this time last year. It shocked me, and sadenned me and the community, but imagine how even more horrifying it must be when the guy was killed by known terrorists of the area. SALAUDS! SALAUDS! SALAUDS!!! R.I.P Re: Re: Re: Moans and groans by Kid on 2001-11-16 07:05:12  |  Reply to this   Being as I live in Norwich, which is easily the most backward of England's cities, I was much surprised to on a village sign-post (Think maybe 50 people live in village) on one side GEORGE W BUSH 2½ and the other OSAMA B L 2½. I laughed much. Anyway, to my actual point. A parking meter down by my old house says 'FREEDOM FOR BASQUE COUNTRY!' and I was very surprised, moreso when I read your comment a few days ago, and couldn't quite be bothered to comment on it. Anyway, you're in Bilbao now, and you phoned me yesterday, but I was at a gig. Sorry. CRAP! by Kid on 2001-11-16 07:05:38  |  Reply to this   For '½' read 1/2 Re: Re: Re: Re: Moans and groans by Wash! on 2001-11-16 10:18:26  |  Reply to this   Im not in Spain yet, my man! I leave tomorrow morning. I dont remember calling you yesterday. I was soooo drunk, finally, after a long break in which ive been working. I cant believe the freedom for basque country thing in Norwich. Dont understand the Bush - Osam signpost thing though. Explain. Stupid gilipollas these basque freedom firghters! Hate 'em!

Re: Moans and groans by Wash! on 2001-11-16 10:23:28  |  Reply to this

69 replies. Just reminged me, when me and my bird and Tobby went to Bath last year, we had to wake up very early to get the bus. Of course we slept on the bus, but somehow, me and bird ended up sleeping in a humourous 69 position, which Tobby though would make a good photo. I received it today on email, as did ALL the friends from last year. Kind of embarassing, but kinda cool! Its a good picture!

Re: Moans and groans by Wash! on 2005-05-18 04:17:48  |  Reply to this

I absolutely LOVE this topic!!!!!! Man, how fun remembering the hard times, even though they were pretty freakin' awesome at the same time!!! And i'm happy, very happy to say, 3.5 years later: ...NO REGRETS!!! (It did actually just cause my physical and mental pain writing "3.5 years" there). I can't believe it all happened so long ago. And here i am, doing pretty much the same crap today. And I love it.

Re: Moans and groans by Wash! on 2005-05-18 04:21:41  |  Reply to this

Also, does anyone else at times feel like they love this site too much? Last night i had a dream that i was in my regular cyber café here in Santiago, and I heard two jackasses behind me, talking about plasternig a site with poker adverts. Would you believe it, they were on pdc, doing their all to wreck the site. I went over to them, and simply beat the crap out of them. THAT'S how much i love pdc!