Today : Titles

Insert Old Joke Here		20 December 2001
The Title of This Entry is Too Self-Referential		19 December 2001
Lazy Butt		17 December 2001
Turkey On French Roll		12 December 2001
Void Is Offline		10 December 2001
Well, Crap		4 December 2001
Oh Joy, Winter		28 November 2001
Baby Tomato		26 November 2001
Cheese Steak Tuesday		20 November 2001
Coffee's All Gone Now		19 November 2001
No News Is Not News		16 November 2001
More Notness		13 November 2001
Behind Schedule		10 November 2001
Disequilibrium		8 November 2001
Mostly Filler		7 November 2001
Too Much Coffee		6 November 2001
Face Made Of Mud		3 November 2001
M&Ms and Gatorade		2 November 2001
Day-Like Day		1 November 2001
Scary Title		31 October 2001
Heavy Metal Monday		29 October 2001
Yep		26 October 2001
Rock On		24 October 2001
Waffle Butt		23 October 2001
Fancy Dress Ball		18 October 2001
Experience Counts		17 October 2001
Slow		15 October 2001
Maybe This Will Make It Clear		12 October 2001
Down To Pumpkin Seeds		11 October 2001
Beats Working		9 October 2001
Marching Maroons		8 October 2001
Channels, Channels Everywhere		5 October 2001
I Miss Snack		3 October 2001
Crickets Sound Good		1 October 2001
I Was Sure I Had Something To Say Here		27 September 2001
That Burning Sensation		25 September 2001
Ring Out, Bells Of Joy		24 September 2001
Mmmmm, Tapas		21 September 2001
Nada, Nada, Nada		18 September 2001
Egyptian Vacation		16 September 2001
Save Us, Magic Sky-Man!		14 September 2001
What's Next?		13 September 2001
Welcome To Jerusalem		12 September 2001
Holy Shit - It's 911		11 September 2001
Snacks Are Piling Up		10 September 2001
Oh, Ow, My Ow		8 September 2001
More Fast-Paced Fun. Not.		7 September 2001
A Real Nice Time		6 September 2001
Squish Your Life		5 September 2001
Force of Habit		4 September 2001
Label Day?		3 September 2001
No mail for tater		31 August 2001
It's War!		30 August 2001
Don't Read This		29 August 2001
Be Quiet		28 August 2001
Baby Tomatoe		27 August 2001
Antsy		24 August 2001
Heroine Sheik		23 August 2001
No Comment		22 August 2001
What?		21 August 2001
Damn Air Conditioning		19 August 2001
A Long Day		18 August 2001
Never Enough M&Ms		16 August 2001
Zeppelins Fly Again		15 August 2001
Foo! Foo I Say!		14 August 2001
Something's Seriously Wrong		13 August 2001
Another Button Popped		10 August 2001
Well, Gosh		9 August 2001
A Dangerous Stack		8 August 2001
It's Awful Bright Out There		7 August 2001
Last Dance		6 August 2001
Interlude		4 August 2001
Another Cheery Entry		3 August 2001
Kids Today		2 August 2001
I Profess Skepticism		1 August 2001
I Am An Pancake		31 July 2001
Leaving Soon, Really		30 July 2001
Where Am I?		27 July 2001
Chicken In My Teeth		25 July 2001
How Absolutely Fucking Delightful It All Is, To Be Sure		24 July 2001
Victory Through Defeat		23 July 2001
Okay, NOW It's The Future		20 July 2001
Disturbing Things		19 July 2001
Something Nice To Say		17 July 2001
OK, This Is Not Good		16 July 2001
Oh My Aging Feet		15 July 2001
Bad, Bad, Bad Brain		13 July 2001
Bang Indeed!		12 July 2001
Day Off		11 July 2001
And Off We Go		10 July 2001
Happy Anniversary		9 July 2001
Oh, Hello		8 July 2001
Oh Boy		6 July 2001
Shh		5 July 2001
Jack Hammers, Lovely		3 July 2001
One Dollar 31 Cents		2 July 2001
Landslide of Days		1 July 2001
Bad Toys		29 June 2001
A Good Day		28 June 2001
Dude!		27 June 2001
Got Fries		26 June 2001
And They're All Right		25 June 2001
Why It's Called That		22 June 2001
Yes It Is		21 June 2001
Live Theater Rules		20 June 2001
Not At All		19 June 2001
Job? What Job?		18 June 2001
Spending Spree		16 June 2001
Ooops!		15 June 2001
Uh Huh		14 June 2001
Oh, Right, A Title		13 June 2001
Relatively Conscious		12 June 2001
It's A GOOD Day		11 June 2001
A Tad Lost		10 June 2001
A Bit Distracted		8 June 2001
Hmmm, I Smell Ham		7 June 2001
Doppleganger		6 June 2001
I Don't Wanna Know		5 June 2001
Monday. Yep. Looks Like.		4 June 2001
Dontcha Know		31 May 2001
Uncle Denouement		30 May 2001
Long Weekend		29 May 2001
Why I'm Not Rich		25 May 2001
Take That, Generalissimo!		24 May 2001
Tomorrow, The Gloating		23 May 2001
Not Worried At All		22 May 2001
Lessons in Pop		20 May 2001
Today's Lunch Menu		18 May 2001
This Daylight Stuff is Weird		17 May 2001
PONG Is Older Than You		15 May 2001
Back to the World		14 May 2001
I Wanchoo Arou-Ound		11 May 2001
Well Aren't WE Mr. Lazybones?		10 May 2001
We're Smoking Ceeegarrrrs!		9 May 2001
Dang Dang Dang		8 May 2001
Uh... Hi! Hi.		7 May 2001
Exclamatory Remark!		5 May 2001
I Put The Boy In La-Z		4 May 2001
Why Am I Here?		3 May 2001
Howdy		2 May 2001
Cheers, Comrades!		1 May 2001
Buzz Buzz		30 April 2001
Waaaaaaah - Oh, Cookies...		26 April 2001
Good Plan		25 April 2001
Idle Hands		24 April 2001
Hermits Are In This Year		20 April 2001
Red & White & Beans & Rice		19 April 2001
Like, Wow		18 April 2001
Cross Your Tentacles		17 April 2001
We Accept You		16 April 2001
Ginger Ale		13 April 2001
Out of the Cradle		12 April 2001
A Scary Thing		11 April 2001
Life's Little Ironies		10 April 2001
I Enter The 21st Century		7 April 2001
And What's With The Hair?		6 April 2001
Soy Un Pescador		5 April 2001
Uh... Something Pithy		4 April 2001
Lots!		3 April 2001
brrrr		2 April 2001
Happy St. Stupid's Day!		31 March 2001
Only On Days Ending In 'Y'		29 March 2001
Awful Late to be So Early		28 March 2001
I Remember Why I'm Not Here Now		27 March 2001
Wow, It's Dark Again		26 March 2001
Digestives: Very Crumby		25 March 2001
Dosveydanya, Mir		23 March 2001
Oh, Gargle Your Ownself		22 March 2001
Scanners: The Home Game		21 March 2001
We Interrupt This Civilization		20 March 2001
I Am So High		19 March 2001
This Worm's Terrible		16 March 2001
Brrrr		15 March 2001
What Day Is It?		14 March 2001
Pills		13 March 2001
Mr. Phlegm Head		12 March 2001
Was That A Spider?		9 March 2001
No, Really, I'm Fine		8 March 2001
Prog.: Iffy		7 March 2001
2 Dumb 2 Live		5 March 2001
What, What, What		2 March 2001
Quickie		28 February 2001
The Nightmare Continues		27 February 2001
Brain Full Now		26 February 2001
Dear Diary		23 February 2001
Hey Baby Tomatoe		22 February 2001
These Ritz Bitz Are Pretty Good		20 February 2001
This Isn't Any Better		19 February 2001
Too Much Junk		16 February 2001
This Sandwich Hurts		15 February 2001
Uh, Not		14 February 2001
Oh, Hey		13 February 2001
0		10 February 2001
Shurg. Or Whatever.		9 February 2001
Avocado To Blame		8 February 2001
That Time of the Century		6 February 2001
Such a Good Time		4 February 2001
As Eye/Stomach Goes To Infinity		2 February 2001
An Humorous Remark		1 February 2001
OK OK OK OK		31 January 2001
Pah.		30 January 2001
These Cookies Are For The Mouse		29 January 2001
A Sense of Obligation		26 January 2001
Title Shmitle		25 January 2001
Barrrrrrrrrrrrney Google		24 January 2001
Hand Crafted		23 January 2001
Such A Good Boy		22 January 2001
Am Not, Am Not		19 January 2001
Why I Am Dumb		18 January 2001
Fiddle Faddle		17 January 2001
Eyedrops Suck		16 January 2001
Wheeee. Not.		13 January 2001
The Story Bogs Down		12 January 2001
Warning! Warning		11 January 2001
At Least Cheetos Are Loyal		10 January 2001
Delicate Fleur		8 January 2001
Fooey		7 January 2001
Slow Learner		5 January 2001
Poor Judgement		4 January 2001
Old New Toy		3 January 2001
Side Effects		2 January 2001

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