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Anticipatory Owie, with Gas
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30 December 1999
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Pleasant Porous Days
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28 December 1999
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Ex-mass == Lightweight?
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23 December 1999
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Our Day
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22 December 1999
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Sour Raisins
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21 December 1999
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Poop.
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20 December 1999
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wheeeee.
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17 December 1999
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Ho Ho Biteme
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16 December 1999
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Dateline: Mudville
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15 December 1999
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Wow, Everything's Glowing
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14 December 1999
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Zzzzzooooooooommmmmmmmm.....
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13 December 1999
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Another Exciting Friday
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10 December 1999
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Waiting for the Disk Repairman
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8 December 1999
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Look, Nothing's Happening, OK?
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7 December 1999
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Weekend Update
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6 December 1999
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Sexo, Drogas, y Rock n Roll
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3 December 1999
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Vague But Non-Toxic
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2 December 1999
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Hey, What Happened To That Other Day?
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1 December 1999
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What I Did On My Holiday
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29 November 1999
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We Go To A Show
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24 November 1999
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Uh Oh, It's The Sad Music
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22 November 1999
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Our Many-Legged Friends
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20 November 1999
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Buzz Buzz
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18 November 1999
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Ask Bill Where It Is
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17 November 1999
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A Few Words
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15 November 1999
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Not A Very Diligent Worker
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12 November 1999
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Place Holder Part II
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11 November 1999
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Place Holder
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10 November 1999
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Rain Date
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8 November 1999
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His Terrible Temper
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6 November 1999
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His Disturbing Tendencies
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4 November 1999
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Under The Eyelids
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3 November 1999
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This Just Out
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2 November 1999
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Not Clever, But Lewd
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1 November 1999
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We Have A Little Adventure
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29 October 1999
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Hypnotized by Mints
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28 October 1999
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An Empty Mind
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27 October 1999
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Ich bin ein Haschenmann
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25 October 1999
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Too Much K.W.Jeter
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22 October 1999
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Maunderings
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20 October 1999
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I Can Read Your Eyebrows
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18 October 1999
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And Stinky, Too
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15 October 1999
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Cheez-Its, By The Way
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14 October 1999
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Well, We Think It's A Big Deal
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13 October 1999
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Not Like A Laser
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12 October 1999
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Listen, Buddy
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11 October 1999
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Don't Ask Me
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8 October 1999
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Prodigal Drops By
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7 October 1999
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Duh Time
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4 October 1999
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This Just In
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30 September 1999
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Too Much Yawning
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27 September 1999
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Eyes Way Unfocused
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23 September 1999
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Ba-ba-ba-ba
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22 September 1999
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This One's Chocolate Bananananauhoh
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21 September 1999
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Bit Tired, You See
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20 September 1999
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Clues in the Cranium
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17 September 1999
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A Vague Unease
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16 September 1999
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Random Oz
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15 September 1999
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Bending Paper Clips
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14 September 1999
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Oh, Joy. Home.
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13 September 1999
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Interregnum
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28 August 1999
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Damaged Goods
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27 August 1999
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For Anxiety, God, & Country
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26 August 1999
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Dumb Glass
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25 August 1999
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Wake Awide
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24 August 1999
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No Escaping the Draft
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23 August 1999
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Purely Subjective
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20 August 1999
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Also Some Chips
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19 August 1999
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Anticipatory Suffering
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18 August 1999
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Thunk
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17 August 1999
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Dear Diary: Did Not Reinvent Internet Again Today.
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16 August 1999
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Damn, These Are Big Bites, Too
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13 August 1999
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Get The Ball
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12 August 1999
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Bloat
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10 August 1999
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Oh Whoops, This Needs A Title
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5 August 1999
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Whack
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2 August 1999
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Lip OD
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30 July 1999
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Not Enough Sleeping
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29 July 1999
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More Talking
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28 July 1999
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In Case I Had Any Illusions Otherwise
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27 July 1999
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Something Came Over Me
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26 July 1999
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Ow. Dammit.
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23 July 1999
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Plastics.
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22 July 1999
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We're All Right!
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20 July 1999
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Where Am I?
|
|
19 July 1999
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I Am Not Rockwell
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16 July 1999
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Snarf Snarf Gnaw
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15 July 1999
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We Examine The All-Around
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14 July 1999
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Do You Believe?
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13 July 1999
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More Thinly Disguised Bile
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12 July 1999
|
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And Now You're Older Still
|
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9 July 1999
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And Now You're Even Older
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8 July 1999
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Oh, Bite Me
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7 July 1999
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Mmmmmmkay?
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4 July 1999
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Wolfs Down Bear Claws
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2 July 1999
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Gotta Run
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1 July 1999
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Magnetic Eyelids
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30 June 1999
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Here is Way Down There Now
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29 June 1999
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Don't Scuff Your Tevas Now
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25 June 1999
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Market Forces
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24 June 1999
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Pocket, Hole, Ka-ching
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23 June 1999
|
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I'm Melllting...
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22 June 1999
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Weekend Report
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21 June 1999
|
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That Today That Was Then
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18 June 1999
|
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Last Train Coming
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17 June 1999
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Honto Ni Chikagoro Tsumannai
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16 June 1999
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Poor Impulse Control
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15 June 1999
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On My Way Out The Door
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14 June 1999
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Mmmmmmmmm
|
|
11 June 1999
|
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Poor Babies
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|
10 June 1999
|
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More of Little
|
|
9 June 1999
|
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Not All The Fog Is In The Air
|
|
8 June 1999
|
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More Seasonal Cheer
|
|
7 June 1999
|
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Best Regards
|
|
4 June 1999
|
|
A Demonstration of Laziness
|
|
3 June 1999
|
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Caught Napping
|
|
2 June 1999
|
|
A Slight Self-Image Problem Emerges (Again)
|
|
28 May 1999
|
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Inspiration's Vacation Continues
|
|
27 May 1999
|
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In Short
|
|
25 May 1999
|
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A Terse Weekend
|
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24 May 1999
|
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A Disturbing Audience
|
|
21 May 1999
|
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More Whingeing
|
|
20 May 1999
|
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You Might Want To Come Back In A Few Days
|
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19 May 1999
|
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Not About How Fat I Am Now
|
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18 May 1999
|
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My Faith in Humanity Affirmed
|
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17 May 1999
|
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Another Weekend Approaches. Yay.
|
|
14 May 1999
|
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Nothing, Really
|
|
13 May 1999
|
|
Hyena Boys!
|
|
12 May 1999
|
|
Huzzah.
|
|
11 May 1999
|
|
Y4DA + 1
|
|
10 May 1999
|
|
Cliff? What Cliff - Oh.
|
|
9 May 1999
|
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Yessir, Completely Relaxed!
|
|
7 May 1999
|
|
Crawl In? or Out?
|
|
6 May 1999
|
|
Minty Fresh
|
|
5 May 1999
|
|
Blood Sugar Blues
|
|
4 May 1999
|
|
Here & There
|
|
3 May 1999
|
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Sunset Maunderings
|
|
30 April 1999
|
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More Old-Guy Muttering
|
|
29 April 1999
|
|
Some Notes. La! Ha Ha. Sorry.
|
|
28 April 1999
|
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Good God Damn Almighty
|
|
27 April 1999
|
|
A Journey Begun Anew
|
|
26 April 1999
|
|
Nature Lends A Hand
|
|
23 April 1999
|
|
A Difficulty Develops
|
|
22 April 1999
|
|
A Muddled Road
|
|
21 April 1999
|
|
Stained Parka Mafia
|
|
20 April 1999
|
|
A Brief Burst of California
|
|
19 April 1999
|
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A Satisfactory Result
|
|
16 April 1999
|
|
A Perfectly Ordinary Evening
|
|
15 April 1999
|
|
A Surpising Fact
|
|
14 April 1999
|
|
An Unfortunate Error in Timing
|
|
13 April 1999
|
|
Stale, Like The Donut
|
|
12 April 1999
|
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A Pause In The Excitement
|
|
9 April 1999
|
|
Nothing Develops
|
|
8 April 1999
|
|
A Cry For Help
|
|
7 April 1999
|
|
The Entirely Expected Result
|
|
6 April 1999
|
|
An Unexpected Turn
|
|
5 April 1999
|
|
I Do A Silly Thing
|
|
3 April 1999
|
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As Long As I'm Hellbound Anyway
|
|
2 April 1999
|
|
You're Kidding, Right?
|
|
1 April 1999
|
|
Something is Missing (Again)
|
|
31 March 1999
|
|
A Bus Trip Sets The Tone
|
|
30 March 1999
|
|
A Better Day Than Theirs
|
|
29 March 1999
|
|
A Not Entirely Slothful Day
|
|
28 March 1999
|
|
Perhaps Tipsy, Yes
|
|
26 March 1999
|
|
A Sip Suffices
|
|
25 March 1999
|
|
Push the Button, Frank
|
|
24 March 1999
|
|
Morning Becomes Hurt
|
|
23 March 1999
|
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A Marginal Improvement
|
|
22 March 1999
|
|
As If
|
|
19 March 1999
|
|
No Need For Alarm
|
|
18 March 1999
|
|
Still Cranky
|
|
17 March 1999
|
|
Logy But Cranky
|
|
16 March 1999
|
|
A Misleading Flurry
|
|
15 March 1999
|
|
Whine, Whine, Whine
|
|
13 March 1999
|
|
Faux Pastry
|
|
12 March 1999
|
|
Rude Behavior
|
|
11 March 1999
|
|
Ghosts
|
|
10 March 1999
|
|
Mmm, Coffee
|
|
9 March 1999
|
|
I Have To Catch A Train Now
|
|
8 March 1999
|
|
What Goes Unsaid
|
|
7 March 1999
|
|
Underutilization
|
|
5 March 1999
|
|
Cheeeezzzz
|
|
4 March 1999
|
|
Thank You!
|
|
3 March 1999
|
|
Who's A Grumpy Gus?
|
|
2 March 1999
|
|
Bogus Explanations
|
|
1 March 1999
|
|
Wow, Everyone's Gone Home
|
|
26 February 1999
|
|
Need A New Nutshell
|
|
25 February 1999
|
|
Wanna Cracker?
|
|
24 February 1999
|
|
Will Work For Pity
|
|
23 February 1999
|
|
Life After Five
|
|
22 February 1999
|
|
A Good Point About Action Films
|
|
21 February 1999
|
|
Train I Ride
|
|
19 February 1999
|
|
Later
|
|
18 February 1999
|
|
Uh, Nothing's Here Anymore
|
|
17 February 1999
|
|
Creamy Filling
|
|
16 February 1999
|
|
Unkind Brain Fire
|
|
13 February 1999
|
|
A Special Time
|
|
12 February 1999
|
|
Another One
|
|
11 February 1999
|
|
A Pringle
|
|
10 February 1999
|
|
Home Damnation Network
|
|
9 February 1999
|
|
Whahuhhwazzat?
|
|
8 February 1999
|
|
Like Bubble Wrap
|
|
5 February 1999
|
|
Not That Much Ado, Really
|
|
4 February 1999
|
|
What's Your Line?
|
|
3 February 1999
|
|
Stolid State Dives
|
|
2 February 1999
|
|
Between Now & Later
|
|
1 February 1999
|
|
Buffed
|
|
31 January 1999
|
|
Big Teeth
|
|
29 January 1999
|
|
Bodily Integrity
|
|
28 January 1999
|
|
Trivia Central
|
|
27 January 1999
|
|
I Liked The Words And Stuff
|
|
26 January 1999
|
|
Designated Reader
|
|
25 January 1999
|
|
Insecurity
|
|
23 January 1999
|
|
Fleeing For Seniors
|
|
22 January 1999
|
|
Today's News
|
|
21 January 1999
|
|
I Have No Idea
|
|
20 January 1999
|
|
Back From The Less-Alive
|
|
19 January 1999
|
|
A Dull Tale
|
|
15 January 1999
|
|
Ave Maria
|
|
14 January 1999
|
|
Buy Me Candy
|
|
13 January 1999
|
|
Ballad of Tuesday
|
|
12 January 1999
|
|
Feel The Love
|
|
11 January 1999
|
|
I Do Just Run On
|
|
9 January 1999
|
|
Trust Me!
|
|
8 January 1999
|
|
I Forget The Subject
|
|
7 January 1999
|
|
Duh
|
|
6 January 1999
|
|
Pause
|
|
5 January 1999
|
|
Strangely Reluctant
|
|
4 January 1999
|
|
Catching Up
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|
3 January 1999
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