wanna go HOME now...
SATAN DRIVES TO WORK

 
  bye bye 20 20

20 July 2002


9:51 AM: I went outside this morning to go get coffee and discovered that I had become nearsighted. I can't focus on anything with my right eye that's farther away than about a foot. I do so hope that's a temporary side-effect of waking up at 8 AM and being stressed to oblivion in general.

I drove a car! And only ran one stop sign. I'm an excellent driver. It's amazing, I could go to Office Depot and get bins now. Funny how everything here seems to be finally getting into a good state, as I'm about to leave. Well, 'about'. Next year. Maybe. I dunno, though. Can I really be with someone who likes Prodigy and doesn't like Powerpuff Girls? Could I possibly be more like the guy in High Fidelity? Oh yes, I could own a record store, I suppose. OK, so I'm an undercapitalized version.





Willfully blind self-indulgent nebbish or amusingly quirky old coot? And how bout that local sports team? Discuss among yourselves.

 yestoday   today   tomorrowday 
 
  archive   semi-bio  
 
 listen!   random   privit 


All names are fake, most places are real, the author is definitely unreliable but it's all in good fun. Yep.
© 1998-1999 Lighthouse for the Deaf. All rights reserved and stuff.

The motto at the top of the page is a graffito I saw on Brunswick Street in Melbourne.