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20 July 2002
9:51 AM: I went outside this morning to go get coffee and discovered that I had become nearsighted. I can't focus on anything with my right eye that's farther away than about a foot. I do so hope that's a temporary side-effect of waking up at 8 AM and being stressed to oblivion in general.
I drove a car! And only ran one stop sign. I'm an excellent driver. It's amazing, I could go to Office Depot and get bins now. Funny how everything here seems to be finally getting into a good state, as I'm about to leave. Well, 'about'. Next year. Maybe. I dunno, though. Can I really be with someone who likes Prodigy and doesn't like Powerpuff Girls? Could I possibly be more like the guy in High Fidelity? Oh yes, I could own a record store, I suppose. OK, so I'm an undercapitalized version.
Willfully blind self-indulgent nebbish or amusingly quirky old coot? And how bout that local sports team? Discuss among yourselves.
All names are fake, most places are real, the author is definitely unreliable but it's all in good fun. Yep.
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