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SATAN DRIVES TO WORK

 
  Another Cheery Entry

3 August 2001


11:21 AM: This Just In: I was up before 9 AM (before 8 AM really, but I tried to lay there and ignore it for a bit), for the second day in a row now. Experts expect the Apocalypse to begin shortly...

In a way, it's really not so bad. The problem is that I suppose I should go IN to work, instead of just working here - which I'm doing! I am! Look at that window, see that query running? I'm just multitasking. But, look, it's almost 11 now, right? So the earliest I could possibly get there is noon. Which means I'd be expected to stay until 8 PM. And I know I'm going to pass out around 4. So I can go in anyway, and just sit there and drool when my brain shuts down. Or, I can stay here, work until I plop, plop, get up, and work some more. But! Nobody knows I'm here. Or believes that I'm really working, which is only sensible of them.

I am probably the only person on Earth who cares about this. I have that problem a lot.

I think maybe there's a new DJ on the Alt.Now - er, excuse me, "New Indie" - channel on Spinner.com. This disturbs me. I liked the old DJ! Change is bad! Waah! Look, if you were me these days, you'd be real inclined to be a big baby too. Trust me on this. Waah.


11:21 AM: Hey, it WAS 11 AM when I wrote that. 10:48 in fact. Stupid tool. Who wrote this thing, anyway?





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