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20 July 2001


4:37 PM: Oh how nice.

One was hit by two gunshots from the van after he threw a fire extinguisher at the vehicle, Reuters witnesses said.

The demonstrator fell down bleeding from the head and then was run over by a Carabinieri jeep that backed over him.

Just, you know, to make sure.

This kind of crap is how you end up in really, really bad situations, like big hotels exploding and biological attacks. Because a) you really piss people off, and b) nutballs see the coverage and think, "Yeah! Cool!". Good job, Silvio. Bush's best buddy, of course.




Willfully blind self-indulgent nebbish or amusingly quirky old coot? And how bout that local sports team? Discuss among yourselves.

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