6 July 2001
3:33 PM: Hey, so, guess that big Tax Cut showed up Today. Whole 40 bucks! Definitely worth breaking the federal budget, draining Social Security, and ruining the economy. I mean, that's an extra 5 beers every week! Party! Woo hoo!
Smarties for Snack!®. We are listening to No Doubt. I am having Fun With Quark. This fucking mouse is insane.
My mistake, I now realize, was in forgetting that Q = 1/L, where Q is the quality of the match and L is the likelihood of its success.
5:14 PM: The Direct ApproachA world in which child-men can rail against the people who pick up their toys is topsy-turvy, in need of setting right.Then again, corpses are so messy.
One way that such a world can be set right is to appeal to men's higher instincts. Another is to kill them.
5:50 PM: Excuse me. Not 40 dollars. 12 dollars and 92 cents. That's not even 13 pieces of silver.
Willfully blind self-indulgent nebbish or amusingly quirky old coot? And how bout that local sports team? Discuss among yourselves.
All names are fake, most places are real, the author is definitely unreliable but it's all in good fun. Yep.
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