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6 July 2001

3:33 PM: Hey, so, guess that big Tax Cut showed up Today. Whole 40 bucks! Definitely worth breaking the federal budget, draining Social Security, and ruining the economy. I mean, that's an extra 5 beers every week! Party! Woo hoo!

Smarties for Snack!. We are listening to No Doubt. I am having Fun With Quark. This fucking mouse is insane.

My mistake, I now realize, was in forgetting that Q = 1/L, where Q is the quality of the match and L is the likelihood of its success.

5:14 PM: The Direct Approach

A world in which child-men can rail against the people who pick up their toys is topsy-turvy, in need of setting right.

One way that such a world can be set right is to appeal to men's higher instincts. Another is to kill them.

Then again, corpses are so messy.

5:50 PM: Excuse me. Not 40 dollars. 12 dollars and 92 cents. That's not even 13 pieces of silver.

Willfully blind self-indulgent nebbish or amusingly quirky old coot? And how bout that local sports team? Discuss among yourselves.

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