13 January 2001
11:16 AM: Ow. Why am I awake? Ow! Ah, obviously it's so I could be scared out of my mind by the stupid alarm I forgot to turn off last night.
So we're going to see Female Convict "Scorpion" Today. I like the user comment on IMDB: "Evil Dead meets Stalag-17". Sounds about right. Japanese wack prison girl escape apocalypse violence movie, what's not to like? And it's playing at the Roxie which means, yum, burrito. Even though right now, I would really like steak & eggs. Or actually, just poached eggs & bacon on toast - but the real bacon like they serve in Australia (like back bacon, I guess). Mmmmm. Damn I'm making myself hungry. Better have another cigarette.
I keep waking up convinced that I've got email, responding to terribly embarassing messages that I had sent out the night before in circumstances of impaired judgement. I haven't actually turned out to have any of this email so far. But does that mean for sure that the TEMs didn't get sent out anyway? I need to set this computer up so I have to pass a logic test before I can hit 'send' or something...
Willfully blind self-indulgent nebbish or amusingly quirky old coot? And how bout that local sports team? Discuss among yourselves.
All names are fake, most places are real, the author is definitely unreliable but it's all in good fun. Yep.
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