31 December 2000
6:52 PM: Well so hey, amazingly enough, Clinton did the right thing and signed the Rome Treaty creating an International Criminal Court. Jesse Helms says he'll "declare war" on it. Heh. And why might you be so afraid of international justice, hmm Jesse? I'm just asking.
Time to say goodbye AT FUCKING LAST to the 20th Century and the second millenium (remember, The Empire Never Ended). As I look back over my share of it, I have many vague and painful memories. The Black Death, that sucked a lot. Not real keen on the Crusades either. I wasn't into that whole Ottoman scene too much, so I don't have a lot to say about that. China really disappointed me, I expected so much more after that first civilization. Sophomore syndrome, you know. But the immigrants over the Bering Strait kicked ass! Too bad about their continent and all. Genocide, bummer. America seemed like a good idea, except for the slaves and the religious fanatics. Not sure how it's working out, though. I'm hoping they introduce some cool new plot twists.
I still don't know what I'm going to do. You can pretty much take that as read for the next hundred years.
Willfully blind self-indulgent nebbish or amusingly quirky old coot? And how bout that local sports team? Discuss among yourselves.
All names are fake, most places are real, the author is definitely unreliable but it's all in good fun. Yep.
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