I'm Not Here
19 December 2000
8:25 PM: This holiday season, share the magic with someone you really don't like at all. You'll be glad you did.
In other news, here's Bibi spelling out his reasons for turning down a coalition with Barak:
10:51 PM: When the young people come and ask me, as they sometimes do, how it is that they are meant to understand all that is happening to them, and the strange, arbritrary, and dangerous commands of Those Who; when they wonder, What is the purpose of this all? Why do we do these things? Who makes these decisions? I always tell them the same thing.
"Fuck off, you little bastards, go figure it out yourselves, you're so fucking smart."
And so I share this insight with you all.
Willfully blind self-indulgent nebbish or amusingly quirky old coot? And how bout that local sports team? Discuss among yourselves.
All names are fake, most places are real, the author is definitely unreliable but it's all in good fun. Yep.
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