Yeeee Hah! Hah?
8 December 2000
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6:23 PM: Yes.
I love to watch the weasels wiggle. Fucking Republican bastards. They just can't believe that anybody is daring to take their shiny new government away from them. Fuck 'em right in the ear.
I'm listening to the hearing now, being held by the circuit court judge to figure out how to proceed, and for some reason the only attorneys arguing right now are Refucklicans. What oilyass lying smarmy bastards they are. Punk ass bitches. Ooh I get so steamed. But it'll make it all the more fun to laugh and laugh at them when they LOSE! LOSERS! LOOOOSERS!
OK OK, I know, Bush will still probably steal it. But now he has to visibly steal it. He can't just act like nothing was going on.
6:29 PM: Oh yes. If they don't do what we tell them, they're "partisan." If they do, they're "wise" and "honorable."
9:43 PM: Bored, board, Borden Chocolate Cow, I want cookies. I'm tired of typing these letters. And Cibo Matto is just not as hip as they think they are I'm all too much sorry. Hello.
I never told the story of the DSL. It turned out that my extensively positive aura did in the router. This had already happened once, back in the whenever that I first got it installed, the weeks that it took to discover that the equipment was with the angels. So this time after some nominal checking of the line, which seemed to be fine, a very fine line, the guy from Covad just put a new router on (router? modem? it's kind of both to my eyes, which are not well-versed, though they are well-mannered). Hey la, it worked.
For, oh, 5 minutes. Then, blinky blinky blinky blinky.... signal gone. A new record! Simply being exposed to the glory that is my home had whacked it.
Go down to the truck, get another router, this time absolutely shrinkwrapped new. Plug it in, now our lights are all steady. We waited the now-indicated 5 minutes, and then again, and then 5 minutes more. Still green. No blinky. It's been working since. (Though of course, as I type this, it is bursting into flames at home, I'm sure. "*sob!* I'll teach him to take me for granted!")
I can't wait to buy lots of new electronic things so I can watch them break too. If you have any kind of working equipment that you think is getting a little too uppity, you can bring it by for a visit.
9:51 PM: Well, poop. Didn't work. Still bored.
Willfully blind self-indulgent nebbish or amusingly quirky old coot? And how bout that local sports team? Discuss among yourselves.
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