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22 November 2000


7:53 PM: Well guess I'm pretty much done. Been here a whole, oh... three and a half hours now? Yeah. Kickin ass. Holidays, I love em.

I got my stigmata phone today. But the stupid thing comes with a dead battery! You have to recharge it before can use it. Was there some kind of postal regulation against charging the battery in the factory? An extra $0.005 for every thousand electrons?

Anyway, total failure of a week, yelling at people for no good reason, doing the wrong things at the wrong times. Perfect setup for Thanksgiving. Bleah.

I'd like to take a long vacation in a small warm room...




Willfully blind self-indulgent nebbish or amusingly quirky old coot? And how bout that local sports team? Discuss among yourselves.

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