13 October 2000
6:28 PM: I think I just figured out why I've been so sluggish the last few weeks. I really, really, really hate what I'm supposed to be doing here now. I do not want to learn about how to register COM objects in the Microcruft registry directory, or what a dll file is, or any of this. There are tons of people out there in the world who love to suck the fumes out of Redmond's butt and they are more than welcome to all of them. Me no.
But so then now what do hmm? Quit? Complain? Fake it? What would Brian Boitano do?
Anyway, I'm all like drenched in ennui and stuff. So here is a nice bit of self-propaganda from Ralph Nader, demonstrating why he is not allowed to talk to the general American public and get them all upset and asking questions.
Willfully blind self-indulgent nebbish or amusingly quirky old coot? And how bout that local sports team? Discuss among yourselves.
All names are fake, most places are real, the author is definitely unreliable but it's all in good fun. Yep.
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