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15 August 2000


8:57 PM: Poor sleep leads to flab in middle-aged men

9:00 PM: Of course, so does too much sleep, too little sleep, beer, having hair, baldness, gravity, and time.




Willfully blind self-indulgent nebbish or amusingly quirky old coot? And how bout that local sports team? Discuss among yourselves.

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