Damn Chest Rats
10 August 2000
So what I want to know is, which one wears the vinyl jumpsuit?
Actually, no I don't want to know that, and I'm very sorry I thought about it.
Willfully blind self-indulgent nebbish or amusingly quirky old coot? And how bout that local sports team? Discuss among yourselves.
All names are fake, most places are real, the author is definitely unreliable but it's all in good fun. Yep.
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