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13 July 2000

8:44 PM: Are you a mutant? Do you know one? Be vigilant! Republicans will be.

Speaking of being a mutant, I discovered a fun new way to wake up from a drowsy afternoon. Just drop the main table that your company uses to publish its web site - it's that easy!

Fuckles. Thank God my usual backup-media-error curse didn't come out of its closet this time, we were able to get a fairly recent copy of the database back up in about an hour. If anything had gone wrong with that, my ass would be so grass, it'd need weedkiller. And somehow, I think saying, "But I didn't mean to, honest!" would not have sufficed....

9:50: Someone tell this roller blading fuck that 1994 was last century. Geez, first this embarassment, now we have roller bladers. Pretty soon we'll be overrun with blue-haired wannabe hipsters who still think it's cool to live in the Lower Haight...... *koff*

Willfully blind self-indulgent nebbish or amusingly quirky old coot? And how bout that local sports team? Discuss among yourselves.

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