Some Filler
7 July 2000
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Some Filler
7 July 2000
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8:37 PM: "Perfect search engine" my butt. I like Google as much as the next aging conservative text-bound geek, but I am just not buying the searches that are leading people here:
- Love Dump
OK so maybe it's metaphorically accurate to some degree...
- "Alyson Hannigan" AND "CosmoGIRL"
OK OK, I admit that this one actually does point to something, but come on now. This is the 21st most popular URL for that search? That's more bored clicking than I care to contemplate.
- smiley face high resolution yellow
Slander, pure and simple
- swallowing temporary crown
Anyone getting dental advice from these pages, bob help em....
- potatoe.com/today
OK, this one makes sense, but only in a Hunh? kind of way. I mean, hello, why are you searching for a URL? Why not just use it????
- toupee tape
- seduce teen
- teen underwear
- inflatable palm trees
See 'slander' above. (Well really these are matching on the list of sins in American Beauty, which has some kind of humorous aspect, but not much.)
- potatoe guns
- potatoe guns
People Can't Read, Part 1.0235e270: this is what you see in the results page for these queries:which is an excerpt from even more words saying, "This has nothing to do with potatoe guns you fucking idiot." But still they come.
- A Jet-Powered Brick
...This has nothing to do with potatoe guns. Try looking here. Link...
http://www.potatoe.com/index2.html
- walnettos Yes, come on down to Potatoe.Com, your Walnetto center for North America...
11:15: In other news, X.Com is still amazingly sucky, they were out of salads at Briazz, the touchscreen is the worst invention I've used all day, reading a web page on a phone is evil, my Global Charm Offensive rolls on, and the chocolate donuts were fresh today. Plus I think I was at work and stuff.
Willfully blind self-indulgent nebbish or amusingly quirky old coot? And how bout that local sports team? Discuss among yourselves.
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