Almost None, Really
27 April 2000
7:21 PM: I know it's a weird day when I panic because I can't find my package of animal crackers.
Have I mentioned my ongoing struggles with Pacific Bell to get them to install DSL at my house? Have I mentioned that I'm an idiot?
Sheesh! I have to go. I have an appointment. Ever since I got this watch, I tell ya. OK, not true. But probable sounding.
Willfully blind self-indulgent nebbish or amusingly quirky old coot? And how bout that local sports team? Discuss among yourselves.
All names are fake, most places are real, the author is definitely unreliable but it's all in good fun. Yep.
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