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4 April 2000


10:59 AM: Coming to you LIVE! from the Aptiva E 590, on top of the grand Dirty Desk in downtown Chaosville, it's -

The New Computer Show!

The action on this keyboard is going to take some getting used to. Not to mention the sitting upright in a chair thing. Hmm. Well, but the screen's nice and large, and, uh, the screen savers are really cool! I haven't put anything else in yet, though.


5:59: Lovely strawberries at work today. How will I get Snack! if I'm working on my own? I hadn't considered this. Uh oh.

But! Excellent, happy news - Mir really did get a reprieve! I'd seen some of the stories about the involvement of "private enterprise", but those have come & gone before. This time it's real, though - real enough to get two cosmonauts into space today to spruce the place up. God bless the Dutch!

So I attended my first meet with the other co-op conspiracists last night, and the beans and margaritas were excellent. Would that every meeting I have to go to could be like that. I definitely got the sense that I might be a bit more, how to say, red than the other folks. But the inexorable dynamic of history will guarantee my victory, I'm sure. Failing that, I can always resort to bribery.




Willfully blind self-indulgent nebbish or amusingly quirky old coot? And how bout that local sports team? Discuss among yourselves.

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