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10 March 2000


5:46 PM: This is a lot of sandwich. Dithering karma at work. First I wanted to go get one, then not, then maybe the calamari instead, no no, oh but I want it, bla bla Dubya bla. After reasoning my way to one conclusion, I impulsively decided to do just the opposite as usual, and called down to the Caribbean place for a jerk steak sandwich. Knew it was a bad sign when just at that same moment, plus a crucial minute or two, they laid out all these free sandwiches and a big bowl of chicken salad from some sales conference or other. Too late! Now I have a big pile of cold fries, half a steak sandwich, and really sore teeth.

Oh reminds me. Teeth. Dentist, need to make appointment. Had another piece of tooth fall out few days ago. Ungood. They're gone now of course. Foo.

I would like to go back to sleep now please.


9:50: Of course, no reason not to go ahead and eat this tasty cinnamon twist, too. God. At least my handbasket's tasty.

Mission to Mars opened today, and got slammed left and right. It looks like some kind of Contact-Goes-To-Mars mystic oohwaaah crap, unfortunately. Damn. Red Planet doesn't look that much better, and it's coming up next. By the time anyone even tries to make a good Mars movie, everyone will be sick of the subject. See, if I were king, I would fix this sort of thing.




Willfully blind self-indulgent nebbish or amusingly quirky old coot? And how bout that local sports team? Discuss among yourselves.

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