You Might Want To Come Back In A Few Days 19 May 1999

6:44 PM: It's just a bad week all around.

All around.

So today is PMS* Day at last and everyone is all excited. Well, strictly speaking, right now they're all gone. But they were sort of excited before that. I'll go soon, just to get out of the way of the juggernaut, but bleah.

Prez: Rocket Failures Must Stop
Reuters
5:50 p.m. 19.May.99.PDT
President Clinton wants to get to the bottom of the recent rash
of rocket misfires.

Someone at Reuters is having a little bit too much fun, I think. This is an Emily Litella story waiting to happen. He said, dating himself again. But hey at least it's a date. Ba dum bum.

* Phantom Menace Screening, of course

Willfully blind self-indulgent nebbish or amusingly quirky old coot? And how bout that local sports team? Discuss among yourselves.

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